Bwahahahaha. *wheeze* Bwahahahaha.
Damn, sir, THAT is funny!
Since the Uranus/Klingons joke has already been made several times, yes, it is a ‘shop. Not mine; it’s been floating around the web for a while.
P.S. You know why Sulu preferred first-timers as his “catchers”?
He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before.