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Bunny Stops Burglar
Madistan.com ^ | October 16, 2008 | Staff Writer

Posted on 10/16/2008 1:14:38 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

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To: Diana in Wisconsin
'Bunny' doesn't win when she has to wake up next to THIS in the morning and hand him his teeth from the glass on the nightstand, LOL!

But Hef does.

21 posted on 10/16/2008 3:33:10 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
'Bunny' doesn't win when she has to wake up next to THIS in the morning and hand him his teeth from the glass on the nightstand, LOL! ROFL!

I figure that's why there are 3 of them. Had to bribe them with a weekend off after "teeth-fetchin" duty...
22 posted on 10/16/2008 5:20:28 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

This is bunny propaganda. I bet the the bunny was actually behind the burglar, so he can make himself look like a hero. Bunnies also caused the financial crisis.


23 posted on 10/16/2008 8:17:01 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: justlurking

ROT IN HELL BUGS THE FILTHY SODOMITE DAMNED BUNNY!!!!! Bugs will be begging for a carrot to eat, but it turns out to be hot brimstone that will burn him. He will be screaming, “AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY AM I IN HELL FOR WAGING WAR AGAINST PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


24 posted on 10/16/2008 8:19:45 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

God hates bunnies and they mock and blasmphemize God.


25 posted on 10/16/2008 8:20:57 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

God gave up on bunnies.


26 posted on 10/16/2008 8:25:18 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

27 posted on 10/16/2008 11:31:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: Daffynition

:^)


28 posted on 10/16/2008 11:32:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL! So very cute! :)


29 posted on 10/17/2008 5:38:37 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

God still hates bunnies.


30 posted on 10/17/2008 10:27:07 AM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A 13B gun bunny (like myself) would have used a howitzer on the burglar.
Of course, the mess would be hard to explain.
*wide innocent eyes*
“Why no, we don’t know where the burglar bits came from. Honest!”


31 posted on 10/17/2008 5:34:26 PM PDT by Darksheare ("IT stunes the beeber and changes it's tagline or it gets the Zot again.")
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To: Darksheare

“There is no ‘overkill,’ only ‘open fire’ and ‘reload.’”
-.Howard Tayler


32 posted on 10/18/2008 3:25:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I’m a rabbit hunter, and they don’t taste like chicken. They taste better..


33 posted on 10/18/2008 3:29:11 AM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Lucky Rabbit’s Foot?


34 posted on 10/19/2008 5:50:23 AM PDT by csvset
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To: MaxMax

Now, I want to eat a rabbit. This is different from hating these sodomite damned beasts who persecute and murder ptarmigans.


35 posted on 10/19/2008 11:31:10 AM PDT by Ptarmigan (Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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