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Minnesotan arrested: DWI with a combine (huge farm equipment)
Star Tribune ^
| 10/14/08
Posted on 10/14/2008 6:54:18 PM PDT by Kimmers
OSAGE, Iowa - A Minnesota man is under arrest after allegedly stealing a combine and taking it for drunken ride through several yards and crashing into a garage.
Dominic Andrew Bjerke, of Leroy, Minnesota, has been charged with first offense operating while intoxicated, third-degree burglary, third-degree theft and criminal mischief as a Class C felony.
According to the Mitchell County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence south of McIntire around 2:30 a.m. on Sunday after receiving a complaint that a combine had driven through several yards, striking numerous vehicles and a garage.
Deputies say they found the combine down the road and identified Bjerke as the driver.
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TOPICS: Gardening; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dui; farmequipment
Driving a combine while drunk is no way to go through life son.......
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posted on
10/14/2008 6:54:18 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m pretty sure this will be a part of Larry the Cable Guy’s next comedy special. Git R Done!
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posted on
10/14/2008 6:56:45 PM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
(If I wanted a Chicago politician as my President, I'd vote for Richard Daley)
To: Kimmers
Deputies say they found the combine down the road and identified Bjerke as the driver.
We can safely shorten that to Jerk I think.
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posted on
10/14/2008 6:58:21 PM PDT
by
allmost
To: Kimmers
When I was young, I got drunk and wrestled a combine harvester to the ground and pinned it in 5. At least that’s the way Earl tells it.
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:16:07 PM PDT
by
Boiling point
(If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
To: Kimmers
Not wise.
A replacement can easily run $300,000.
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:19:15 PM PDT
by
labette
( Humble student of Thinkology)
To: Kimmers
Maybe it gets boring in Leroy, Minnesota
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:33:33 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(Obama - Preferred by 4 out of 5 Dictators & Terrorists// Rove>Biden is a Big,Blowhard Dufus)
To: Kimmers
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:35:23 PM PDT
by
Neu Pragmatist
(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOLUNTEER AT YOUR LOCAL REPUBLICAN OFFICE . THEY NEED YOUR HELP NOW !)
To: Kimmers
Steve McQueen in “The Hunter” comes to mind.
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:45:41 PM PDT
by
BBell
To: Kimmers
The damn thing was speeding at 5 kilometers per hour!
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:46:54 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Don't let me interrupt your prayers for a suffering celebrity!)
To: Kimmers
A Minnesota man is under arrest after allegedly stealing a combine
and taking it for drunken ride through several yards and crashing
into a garage.
The story answers the question: "What's the difference between
a drunk adult and a 12-year-old Okie?"
One can safely operate a combine and harvest wheat efficiently...
without damaging property and getting a DUI!!!
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posted on
10/14/2008 7:52:40 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: GOP_Raider; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"I am the Lord of the Harvest!"
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posted on
10/14/2008 8:19:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Kimmers
Why do you drink?
TO GET DRUNK!
Why do you roll smoke?
...
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posted on
10/14/2008 8:30:23 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Kimmers
Dominic Andrew Bjerke, of Leroy, Minnesota, has been charged His neighbor, Ole Skofstad, said, "Yah, I know him many years; he B'jerk!"
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posted on
10/14/2008 8:55:47 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Kimmers
And it wasn’t even his combine!
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posted on
10/15/2008 5:20:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(After 5:00 p.m., slip brains through slot in door.)
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