2. "Sen. Biden, thank you for being here and give my regards to Barack and Michelle. Sir, what is your favorite color, and is there any chance it could be...black?" (Holding pinky to mouth like Dr. Evil.)
3. "White girl: here's some poster board and colored chalk - draw the mock-up of my Obama book cover in 2 minutes - GO!"
4. "Sen. Biden, what is your and President Obama's plan, come January 20 whichisalsowhenmybookcomesout to prevent third world rednecks like the Palins from slaughtering more innocent moose and salmon?" ("Oh, did I say President?? Teehee.")
Sen. Biden, do you wanna snuggle?
We all know that man-made global warming is a fact. What do you plan to do to stop it?
Senator Biden, why were you 1 of only 5 Senators to vote against the Alaska pipeline when Sarah Palin was only 8yrs old.
Mayor Palin: Can you explain why you did not enact policy to give minorities a fair shake in Wasilla?
To Palin: Sarah, could you please explain the little fishing business you ran with your husband, and why you think it qualifies you to be Vice President of the United States?
To Biden: Senator, if Bush had been stopped in time, would it have prevented the civil war in Iraq?
Gov. Palin, how can you reconcile running for the White House with a background of collaboration with pastors known to preach the Bible as the “Word of God?”
Miss Wasilla,
Why do you think Sen. Biden is so sexy? Is it because he has some handsome older-man features, or because he’s the most respected and trusted man in the Senate (besdies Barack, tee hee)
So, whitebread, do you think Sen. Biden’s a bigger dumbass than me?
Ms. Palin, can you explain why there has been no evidence uncovered yet to exonerate your from the Exxon Valdez oil spill that killed millions of innocent Mexicans and Penguins?
“Ms. Palin... how come your do damned pretty? Can an ugly girl like me make it in a man’s world?”
-PJ
“Sarah, as you can see I broke my ankle carrying water for Barack - which bone did I break?”
(This is serious)
Governor Palin, I have just been raped by my father, and I’m pregnant. What do you tell me?
Mayor Palin, there are rumors circulating in the African-American community that you associate with Ku Klux Klan members, and frequently use the N-word to refer to people of color. Perhaps you will say it is untrue, but given the seriousness of the charge, is it possible there is some truth to it?
Senator Biden, what experiences have helped your leadership style become such an ideal balance of bold courage and careful deliberation?
“Can I sing a song for change for you all tonight before we get started?”
“Senator Biden. How does it feel to bask in the glow of Obama’s awesomeness?”
“Ms. Palin. When you husband was sleeping with your daughters were you worried that he may impregnate one?”
Gov. Palin, when did you stop beating your husband, children, pets.?
Oh, and you can refer to me as Ms. Ifill in your reply.
-PJ
Senator Biden: "How do you stay so young looking?"
Yo, Yea you White girl Gubenor. I has to ax you dis. Have you ever been with a black man up there in Alaska. And if you aint been wit one is it cause you a racist. that Barack girl Iz want to be wit him.