Submit Gwen Ifill Debate Questions

[GnuHere]

I know there have been lots of funny comments on various threads, but I thought it would be fun to start a dedicated satire list of the most likely questions we think our friend Gwen could ask tonight.

[Political Junkie Too]

Mrs. Palin, what do you believe were the biggest impacts of the second Glass-Steagall Act, and how they were changed by the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, affected by the Fair Credit Reporting Act, and the modified Community Reinvestment Act of 1995? Do you think the Financial Institutions Reform Recovery and Enforcement Act signed by George H.W. Bush had anything to do with the current situation, and was the Federal Housing Enterprises Financial Safety and Soundness Act of 1992 in any way an influence in your thinking?

Oh, and you can refer to me as Ms. Ifill in your reply.

-PJ

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Sarah: "A new prime number was recently discovered that contains 13 million digits - please list that number."

Senator Biden: "How do you stay so young looking?"

[cquiggy]

Yo, Yea you White girl Gubenor. I has to ax you dis. Have you ever been with a black man up there in Alaska. And if you aint been wit one is it cause you a racist. that Barack girl Iz want to be wit him.

[GnuHere]

Oh, that’s a good one:
“Mayor Sarah, when you beat your husband severely enough to break his arm, how long did it take you to concoct the Snow Machine Coverup?”

[sodpoodle]

So Senator Biden: How long does it take to pay off a 30-year mortgage?

So Mrs. Palin: Would you explain the difference between an adjustable rate mortgage, a reverse mortgage and a fixed rate bubble converted asset bundle with limited PMI risk for transferred asset management?

[Cementjungle]

Ms. Palin: Can you explain to us in your own words, not some canned response from your high-priced criminal lawyers, why you have not submitted to a lie-detector test in connection with the Sharon Tate murder case?

[donaldo]

I’ve got a good question for Obama in his next debate. Senator Obama can you define the word verbose in less than 10,00 words?

[weegee]

“Sarah, What is your excuse for why the Bush administration still has not captured Osama Bin Laden and are you willing to guaranty that YOU will resign if he is not captured within the next year?”

“Senator Biden, is it really true that Obama had phone txt with Scarlett Johansen, and a followup... do you think he’d be willing to have phone txt with me?!! EEeeeeiiiieeeeee!”

[Cementjungle]

Sarah, the New York Times has allready reported this evening in their early edition that you got the following question wrong. Let’s see if they’re correct...

[weegee]

"Say what one more time!!! i dare you!!! i double dare you" < /pulp fiction >

[BibChr]

Predictions (by me) here.

[cizinec]

She’s gonna ask that. You got that one right.

[DannyTN]

1. Did you know I was writing a book about how great Obama is? Would you like to buy a copy?
2. Are you going to campaign in all 57 states like Obama?
3. If this was 1929, would you have gone on television like President Roosevelt?
4. Why haven't you made an issue out of Obama's Muslim faith?
5. Do you agree with Sen Biden that clean coal technology is not for America?
6. What have you plagarized?
7. Would Hillary have been a better pick for VP than Biden?

[weegee]

Governor Palin, I have just been raped by my father, and I’m pregnant. What do you tell me?

Gov. Palin: "I ask you just how MUCH did NBC pay you for that SNL sketch about my husband f***ing our daughters."