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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... October, 2008
October 1, 2008
| JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie
Posted on 09/30/2008 10:21:35 PM PDT by JustAmy
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; friends; october; poetry
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To: Majie Purple
A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is
being interviewed.
The Chief says, ‘Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
that you must pass before I can recruit you.
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, ‘Take this gun with 13
bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters
and a rabbit.’
The man asks, ‘Why the rabbit?’
‘Fantastic attitude!’ says the Chief, ‘When can you start?’
Liberal Offense Disclaimer
the text above is a J-O-K-E, a ribald and hearty attempt to make you laugh as in having a good time. If this is offensive to any left-minded person, GOOD(!) you just made my day!
1,601
posted on
10/18/2008 3:26:38 PM PDT
by
WayzataJOHNN
( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
To: MEG33
1,602
posted on
10/18/2008 3:27:01 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: Billie; The Thin Man
"No, no, no! He lives for typos so he can call us on them! "
Whoa .... That would make you grouchy, probably should have been "That will make you happy!" :)
1,603
posted on
10/18/2008 3:31:31 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: Majie Purple
LOL
I get it ...... WE AGREE!!
Thanks, Majie.
1,604
posted on
10/18/2008 3:33:01 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: WayzataJOHNN
I have a great sebse of humor and I love rabbits!!
:)
Don’t tell me...You misunderstand me too?
If not,cool!
If so,we don’t know eachother so I won’t lose an sleep over it,m’kay...
:)
1,605
posted on
10/18/2008 3:33:57 PM PDT
by
Majie Purple
(Have a day wrapped in the Sweetness and Love of JESUS! : ) <3)
To: WayzataJOHNN
LOL
Great joke, JOHNN.
Thanks for sharing it with us.
1,606
posted on
10/18/2008 3:34:41 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: JustAmy
Yessssss & YOU’RE WELCOME!!
Thanks, Amy.
1,607
posted on
10/18/2008 3:41:17 PM PDT
by
Majie Purple
(Have a day wrapped in the Sweetness and Love of JESUS! : ) <3)
To: JustAmy
Got any good jokes? Love a good joke, and this election has a lot of them we will have to live with I’m afraid!!!
1,608
posted on
10/18/2008 4:07:56 PM PDT
by
WayzataJOHNN
( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
To: WayzataJOHNN
I’ll need to check out some of the jokes that I receive via email. Some are pretty good.
I know there are some good ones out there.
Yep ... I can think of at least one joke that we may have to live with.
1,609
posted on
10/18/2008 4:19:38 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: La Enchiladita
**A mammogram should not hurt.**
The techs are usually good—
I just have really sensitive skin/body. LOL
I don’t shop often, but when I do, color is the first thing I look for. Then I touch the fabric, rub it on my face. If it doesn’t pass the touch test, it’s a no-go, no matter how much I like the color! Can’t stand synthetics/pantyhose. They make my skin crawl—literally. :)
To: WayzataJOHNN
“And I approve that message.”
Very good!
1,611
posted on
10/18/2008 4:36:41 PM PDT
by
jaycee
(May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
To: jaycee
And I approve that message.
(Insert BIG smile here!)
1,612
posted on
10/18/2008 5:07:13 PM PDT
by
WayzataJOHNN
( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
To: WayzataJOHNN
:o)
1,613
posted on
10/18/2008 5:42:11 PM PDT
by
jaycee
(May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
To: WayzataJOHNN
Yuk, yuk.. it is funny (in a perverted way!)
1,614
posted on
10/18/2008 6:15:59 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: JustAmy; All
Hi everyone. passing on Sweetest Day outing with fatigue & sore back.. I got a few more things done including making my back worse by dragging huge tropicals under evergreens & covering with sheets against frost tonight. Ever try covering 10 foot tropicals w/sheets.. about 10 plants?
lotsa fun
Going to get a bath & hopefully still be awake to see Sarah on SNL
Had a very long & enjoyable hike/outing today. We went 8 miles according to my friends Pedometer .. I stopped often to sit & stretch my back.. will go on the inversion table prior to bath tonight
Will post a few pix perhaps tomorrow if I download them & work them up. Right now it hurts to sit here
Raspberry picking tomorrow after chruch & before the Browns at 4...
Hope all are doing well.. lots going on this time of year with yard clean up, college football & all the campaign crazies.
1,615
posted on
10/18/2008 6:21:04 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
1,616
posted on
10/18/2008 6:21:53 PM PDT
by
jaycee
(May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
To: DollyCali; WayzataJOHNN; FRiends
~~Waiting for Joe the Plumber~~
1,617
posted on
10/18/2008 6:31:57 PM PDT
by
jaycee
(May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
To: jaycee
1,618
posted on
10/18/2008 7:52:38 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: The Thin Man
Hi T Man. Just let me know when I make too many typo’s.
To: jaycee; Lady Jag
LOL..I’ve said NO more in the last week than I have in years and years!
They are quiet right now..resting up for the early morning follies.
1,620
posted on
10/19/2008 1:48:27 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
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