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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... October, 2008
October 1, 2008 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 09/30/2008 10:21:35 PM PDT by JustAmy




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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; friends; october; poetry
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To: Majie Purple

A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is
being interviewed.

The Chief says, ‘Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
that you must pass before I can recruit you.

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, ‘Take this gun with 13
bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters
and a rabbit.’

The man asks, ‘Why the rabbit?’

‘Fantastic attitude!’ says the Chief, ‘When can you start?’

Liberal Offense Disclaimer
the text above is a J-O-K-E, a ribald and hearty attempt to make you laugh as in having a good time. If this is offensive to any left-minded person, GOOD(!) you just made my day!


1,601 posted on 10/18/2008 3:26:38 PM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: MEG33

Thank you, Meg.


1,602 posted on 10/18/2008 3:27:01 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: Billie; The Thin Man
"No, no, no! He lives for typos so he can call us on them! "

Whoa .... That would make you grouchy, probably should have been "That will make you happy!" :)
1,603 posted on 10/18/2008 3:31:31 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: Majie Purple

LOL

I get it ...... WE AGREE!!

Thanks, Majie.


1,604 posted on 10/18/2008 3:33:01 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

I have a great sebse of humor and I love rabbits!!
:)
Don’t tell me...You misunderstand me too?

If not,cool!
If so,we don’t know eachother so I won’t lose an sleep over it,m’kay...
:)


1,605 posted on 10/18/2008 3:33:57 PM PDT by Majie Purple (Have a day wrapped in the Sweetness and Love of JESUS! : ) <3)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

LOL

Great joke, JOHNN.

Thanks for sharing it with us.


1,606 posted on 10/18/2008 3:34:41 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy

Yessssss & YOU’RE WELCOME!!

Thanks, Amy.


1,607 posted on 10/18/2008 3:41:17 PM PDT by Majie Purple (Have a day wrapped in the Sweetness and Love of JESUS! : ) <3)
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To: JustAmy

Got any good jokes? Love a good joke, and this election has a lot of them we will have to live with I’m afraid!!!


1,608 posted on 10/18/2008 4:07:56 PM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

I’ll need to check out some of the jokes that I receive via email. Some are pretty good.

I know there are some good ones out there.

Yep ... I can think of at least one joke that we may have to live with.


1,609 posted on 10/18/2008 4:19:38 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: La Enchiladita

**A mammogram should not hurt.**

The techs are usually good—

I just have really sensitive skin/body. LOL

I don’t shop often, but when I do, color is the first thing I look for. Then I touch the fabric, rub it on my face. If it doesn’t pass the touch test, it’s a no-go, no matter how much I like the color! Can’t stand synthetics/pantyhose. They make my skin crawl—literally. :)


1,610 posted on 10/18/2008 4:25:22 PM PDT by gardengirl
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To: WayzataJOHNN

“And I approve that message.”

Very good!


1,611 posted on 10/18/2008 4:36:41 PM PDT by jaycee (May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
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To: jaycee

“And I approve that message.”

(Insert BIG smile here!)


1,612 posted on 10/18/2008 5:07:13 PM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN
:o)
1,613 posted on 10/18/2008 5:42:11 PM PDT by jaycee (May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

Yuk, yuk.. it is funny (in a perverted way!)


1,614 posted on 10/18/2008 6:15:59 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: JustAmy; All

Hi everyone. passing on Sweetest Day outing with fatigue & sore back.. I got a few more things done including making my back worse by dragging huge tropicals under evergreens & covering with sheets against frost tonight. Ever try covering 10 foot tropicals w/sheets.. about 10 plants?

lotsa fun

Going to get a bath & hopefully still be awake to see Sarah on SNL

Had a very long & enjoyable hike/outing today. We went 8 miles according to my friends Pedometer .. I stopped often to sit & stretch my back.. will go on the inversion table prior to bath tonight

Will post a few pix perhaps tomorrow if I download them & work them up. Right now it hurts to sit here

Raspberry picking tomorrow after chruch & before the Browns at 4...

Hope all are doing well.. lots going on this time of year with yard clean up, college football & all the campaign crazies.


1,615 posted on 10/18/2008 6:21:04 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: DollyCali

Yuk,Yuk, Dolly gal!!


1,616 posted on 10/18/2008 6:21:53 PM PDT by jaycee (May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
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To: DollyCali; WayzataJOHNN; FRiends
~~Waiting for Joe the Plumber~~


1,617 posted on 10/18/2008 6:31:57 PM PDT by jaycee (May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
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To: jaycee

LOL

Thanks, Jaycee.


1,618 posted on 10/18/2008 7:52:38 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: The Thin Man

Hi T Man. Just let me know when I make too many typo’s.


1,619 posted on 10/18/2008 8:36:12 PM PDT by Aquamarine
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To: jaycee; Lady Jag

LOL..I’ve said NO more in the last week than I have in years and years!

They are quiet right now..resting up for the early morning follies.


1,620 posted on 10/19/2008 1:48:27 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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