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Fred Throws Sombrero in Ring
Fred Reed ^ | September 24, 2008 | Fred Reed

Posted on 09/27/2008 7:54:22 AM PDT by Niuhuru

I see that I shall have to come out of retirement and become President. It is the only hope for the country and the world. That I am willing to undergo the humiliation of the office is a measure of the depth of my sense of duty. Though perhaps I will do it under an assumed name.

First things first. I will need a stirring bumper sticker, this being the key to high office. What? I’m considering “Fred! Piss Poor but Look at the Rest.” Or “A Fred in Every Pot,” or perhaps “Better Fred than Dead”? Or “Tippecanoe and Frederick Too.” The possibilities are endless. In any event, election is a mere detail. Given the competition, the country will flock to my standard. Or wish it had.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: fredoneverything

1 posted on 09/27/2008 7:54:22 AM PDT by Niuhuru
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To: Niuhuru

Uh, I didn’t post the whole thing. I’m going to repost it soon.


2 posted on 09/27/2008 7:56:59 AM PDT by Niuhuru (Don't burn a bra, burn a feminist!)
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To: Niuhuru

Why?


3 posted on 09/27/2008 7:58:22 AM PDT by null and void (Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.-F. de La Rochefoucauld)
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To: Niuhuru; Travis McGee

Got his books....anything by Fred is indeed a great read !


4 posted on 09/27/2008 7:58:22 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: null and void

For a minute I realized I didn’t post the whole thing. I hope you guys enjoy it.


5 posted on 09/27/2008 8:00:47 AM PDT by Niuhuru (Don't burn a bra, burn a feminist!)
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To: Niuhuru

Who is Fred Reed?


6 posted on 09/27/2008 8:12:10 AM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: higgmeister

Who is Fred Reed?...Donna’s older brother.


7 posted on 09/27/2008 8:30:57 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Lord, I'll give to the poor when they stop wanting to be poor.)
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To: Niuhuru

I can retire in about 9 months and have been asked to run for state office. I told them, yes, if I can use as my campaign slogan “ I won’t steal as much as the rest of them.”


8 posted on 09/27/2008 8:32:46 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Lord, I'll give to the poor when they stop wanting to be poor.)
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To: Niuhuru

Dang....I thought this was about dumping McCain and having Fred Thompson team up with Palin to save the day.

wishful thinking lol.


9 posted on 09/27/2008 9:41:09 AM PDT by RatsDawg (I love Palin :))
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To: Niuhuru; dead
...or perhaps “Better Fred than Dead”?

PING!

10 posted on 09/27/2008 11:46:37 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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