Posted on 09/25/2008 9:04:46 PM PDT by Canedawg
Three boys were out fishing one morning, and NObama was out jogging along the adjacent parkway when he tripped and fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service could get to him, the boys saw him thrashing around in the water and pulled him out of the creek. He was so grateful he offered them whatever they wanted. The first said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Nobama replied, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second one said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes." Nobama said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"
The third boy said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!"
Nobama was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"
Bravo!
LOL!
The Great McCain vs. Obama Ice Fishing Contest
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their daily catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
Soon, Obama returned but he had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another “bad hair” day or something and, hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day John McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
That evening Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, “Obama, I think John McCain is a low-life, no-good, cheating, son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don’t even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.”
The next night after John McCain returns with 50 fish, Reid said to Obama, “Well, tell me, son, how is John McCain cheating?’”
Obama replied, “Harry, you’re not going to believe this, but he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
I think the people at work are getting tired of hearing me tell this one... I LOVE IT!
That’s a good one!
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