To: marthemaria
2 posted on
09/22/2008 10:53:27 AM PDT by
Thane_Banquo
(You can put lipstick on a donkey, but it's still just a jackass.)
To: marthemaria
I had a seagull pick up my bait on the surface just as it hit the water. It hooked itself and took off skyward....
It was an interesting battle, to say the least....
To: marthemaria
Sarah, ever got an ELK on your fishing trip??
4 posted on
09/22/2008 11:09:27 AM PDT by
FrustratedGOPmember
(Going to war with DEMS is like DEER HUNTING with an accordion.)
To: marthemaria; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
My first thought was, What the hell do I do if it starts to run at me?Try Karving your initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush...

5 posted on
09/22/2008 11:15:45 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: marthemaria
Some many not know that we call "moose" in this country (USA) are known as "elg" in Sweden. (And vice versa).
Don't recall how the confusion originally came about.Jeff Cooper talks about it in his book "To Ride, Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth".
To: marthemaria; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I think Sarah tried to dump the body far away from Alaska.

To: marthemaria
My first thought was, What the elk do I do if it starts to run at me?
9 posted on
09/22/2008 12:00:40 PM PDT by
jmpmstr4u2
(43 muscles to frown, 7 to smile and 4 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and tired of smiling.)
To: marthemaria
BTW, Did the Swedes ever get their elk observatory finished?

11 posted on
09/22/2008 1:52:05 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(Follow the dots: Davis, Ayers, Dohrn, Malley, SorosÂ… use a RED crayon.)
To: marthemaria
Well see what I hook next, a Russian submarine, perhaps? he said. These days, I wouldn't be surprised.
12 posted on
09/22/2008 3:17:03 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Brother, can you spare a dime?)
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