****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Talk Like A Pirate Day ^

[Lucky9teen]

Ahoy, Matey!

Did you know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day? What's sillier than that?

Practice up your "pirate-speak" in anticipation of this day. The conversation will be lively, and you don't want to be left behind. Today, everyone will be talking the talk, if not walking the walk. It is not a requirement to dress like a pirate today. Just talk like one.

[Darksheare]

I got.. well..
Linked below.

http://talklikeapirate.com/quartermaster.html

[mcar]

[CJ Wolf]

[llevrok]

Q: What did the boy potato chip ask the girl potato chip?

Frito Lay ?

[unique]

[4everontheRight]

There once was a pirate named Biden
Who have never ridden a tide in
Instead of the sea he rode you and me
and our booty was his looty

Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weegee]

Ron Paul iz a bodybuilder???

[weegee]

Where’d everybody go?

[fredhead]

Everybody listen to me
And return me my ship
I’m your Captain, I’m your Captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick

I’ve been lost now days uncounted
And it’s months since I’ve seen home
Can you hear me, can you hear me
Or am I all alone

If you return me to my home port
I will kiss you, mother Earth
Take me back now, take me back now
To the port of my birth

Am I in my cabin dreaming
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me
You’d better think about it
I just can’t live without it
So please don’t take my ship from me
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I can feel the hand of a stranger
And it’s tightening ‘round my throat
Heaven help me, Heaven help me
Take this stranger from my boat
I’m your Captain, I’m your Captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick
Everybody listen to me
And return me my ship

I’m your Captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah (4X)

I’m getting closer to my home (24X)

[Darksheare]

Everyone seems to have been abducted by aliens or something.
Or maybe Ninja Pirates.

[CJ Wolf]

[CJ Wolf]

[SERKIT]

Halloween: Ding dong! Trick or treat!

The young man at the door, alone, and was dressed as a pirate and had a significant speech impediment.

"Oh, what are you?"

"I'm a mirate!"

"A pirate?"

"Yeah, a mirate!"

"Well, if you are a pirate, where are your buccaneers?"

"ON THE SIDES OF MY MUCKIN HEAD!"

[weegee]

Don't know if anyone here has read Maakies, but it's good for laffs. Sailing. Drunken monkeys and crows. Fighting. And cannon battles.

http://www.maakies.com/

[CougarGA7]

NOT IT!

[weegee]

Funny place for a game of tag.

[weegee]

The Sea of Holes, for those who don’t know.

If you make a wrong turn at the Sea of AHoles, you’ll wind up at DUh!

[CougarGA7]

I didn’t know the Beatles invented Whack-a-Mole.

[Pan_Yan]

Trivia question: Who was the Nowhere Man (Jeremy) modeled after?

[Lost Dutchman]

This alien may not be a traditional pirate... But he did help steal an entire spacestation.