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1 posted on 09/19/2008 5:35:26 AM PDT by Calpernia

2 posted on 09/19/2008 5:35:48 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)

To: Calpernia; Darksheare; null and void; Monkey Face

3 posted on 09/19/2008 5:37:35 AM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)

4 posted on 09/19/2008 5:42:28 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)

To: NicknamedBob; Darkchylde; DJ MacWoW; Monkey Face; fanfan; Tax-chick; Slings and Arrows; StarCMC; ...

Guess what today is!

5 posted on 09/19/2008 5:43:56 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)

To: Darksheare; Calpernia

“...and you look like one too!”

*wink*

HB!

6 posted on 09/19/2008 5:44:34 AM PDT by woollyone ("When the tide is low, even a shrimp has its own puddle." - Vance Havner)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

7 posted on 09/19/2008 5:44:51 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Went to sleep with Palin - woke up next to McCain...)

Happy birthday, dude!

15 posted on 09/19/2008 6:39:00 AM PDT by Larry Lucido

To: Calpernia; Darksheare

Happy Brithday, DARKS! Think I'll send Waddles and the drawer possums to your party.

23 posted on 09/19/2008 7:22:25 AM PDT by sweetliberty

43 posted on 09/19/2008 8:05:46 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

Happy Birthday!

Unnngh!!

45 posted on 09/19/2008 8:10:55 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)

47 posted on 09/19/2008 8:29:56 AM PDT by LucyT

Kitty Litter Cake

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large packages vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
1 large package vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Roll candies
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Instructions: Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put 3 unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top. For the coup de gras take one Tootsie Roll and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!

49 posted on 09/19/2008 8:42:19 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim

To: Calpernia; null and void; fanfan

The flying SUV thread, that was a hoot.
“Wait... how’d we miss the memo on this? Now they can fly?!”

33 1/3.
I’m officially a vinyl record, eh?

Nully, Killer Bunny has finally shuffled off the mortal coil.
But he made certain that his progeny have full run of the place, but so far no insane rabbit rush with wrenches.
Yet.

52 posted on 09/19/2008 8:56:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)

To: Calpernia; Darksheare

This is a very thoughtful and well-intentioned thread for dear Darksheare, but we do need to be a little careful.He's not exactly a spring duck, y'know.

For instance, if we tell Darksheare to act his own age, he'd die. He's so old that when he started school there was no history class. His social security number is 1, and his birth certificate says 'expired' on it. Darksheare used to run track with dinosaurs.

IOW, let us all be careful of his feelings on this auspicious day.

84 posted on 09/19/2008 9:52:44 AM PDT by xJones

To: Darksheare; Calpernia

Happy happy, Dark. When you go to buy that Preparation H we know you’ll need, you can tell the clerk it gets rid of dark pouches under the eyes, those pouches from staring at FR on the computer screen for too long. Bwahahahahah ... now I want Birthday cake.

88 posted on 09/19/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)

To: Calpernia; Darksheare

Happy Birthday to Darksheare, make it a fun one for your memory bank.

112 posted on 09/19/2008 12:27:51 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1990507/posts?page=451 SURVIVAL, RECIPES, GARDENS, & INFO)

Happy Birthday, Darksheare!

113 posted on 09/19/2008 12:30:26 PM PDT by Allegra (Hang in there, Houston. I love ya.)

To: Calpernia; Darksheare; null and void

Darks has a birthday? I thought he was hatched and dropped from the sky by an alien spaceship! Who’da thunk? Happy Birthday, Darks!

P.S. Your present is lurking under your bed. Let me know what you name him, okay? :P

114 posted on 09/19/2008 1:29:50 PM PDT by derllak

You've got troll breath!

115 posted on 09/19/2008 1:31:48 PM PDT by airborne (Don't pray that God is on your side. Instead, pray that you are on God's side!)

116 posted on 09/19/2008 1:50:31 PM PDT by Knitebane (Happily Microsoft free since 1999.)

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