[Swordmaker]

Not funny, not relevant. My buddy's been rolling with a one-button mouse forever and alays has the latest/greatest mac.

Not meant to be funny—and it is extremely relevant.

If your buddy always has the latest/greatest Mac, then he got it with a five button, scroll ball mouse. He just needs to turn it on.

You think you know what you're talking about... but you really don't. Why not defer to people who really do know what they are talking about when they are talking about Macs?

[mbraynard]

Because I've used his POS mac regularly along with his POS macbook (which has a touchpad and ..... one button.)

What is a 'scroll ball' mouse?