The secret code words are
Stune, beeber,
The pass word is a “Moose Bit my sister”.
Hazing here is worse than a frat house.
I’ve still got marks.
Or Some Days You're Palin. Some Days You're The Moose.
redk, if you *are* a troll from DU, try posting that latter article (with pics) on DU and see how long you last.
Cheers!