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Posted on 09/08/2008 5:06:35 AM PDT by His Royal Majesty
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To: Allegra
Top Ten Reasons Scars are Better Than Tattoos
1. Scars can never be misspelled.
2. If you have a scar on your face, you can get a job just about anywhere. If you have a tattoo on your face, you’d better be able to sing, box or cook hamburgers.
3. If you’re a woman and have a scar on your breast, you can garner sympathy as a cancer survivor. If you have a tattoo on your breast, face it, Toots, you’re a tramp.
4. If you’re a veteran and have a scar, people think you’re a war hero. If you’re a veteran and have a tattoo, you’re just another drunken sailor.
5. If you have a tattoo of Bambi on your butt, no story you dream up will make you seem cool. If you have a scar on your butt, even a little imagination can make you a legend.
6. Tattoos can fade and sag as you age. Scars just gain character.
7. Nobody is going to see your scar and say, “Ooh, did it hurt?” Even a simpleton can figure that one out.
8. No one will ever want to fight you because of how your scar looks. Whereas your “Rap Sucks!” tattoo could lead to some angry reactions from some unsavory dudes.
9. Tattoos speak for themselves. Scars always have better stories behind them.
10. Tattoos can be bought. Scars have to be earned.
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posted on
09/08/2008 1:39:42 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(So What!? I'm still a rock star!)
To: martin_fierro
Zotting trolls is part of life’s rich, uh, tapestry...
82
posted on
09/08/2008 1:39:54 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
To: Darksheare
The worst thing about working second shift is left over road kill.
83
posted on
09/08/2008 2:19:16 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: His Royal Majesty; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Meet your Overlords...
P.S. We have the Hypnotoad...
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
84
posted on
09/08/2008 2:44:23 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: darkwing104
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
85
posted on
09/08/2008 2:49:36 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: darkwing104
His Royal Majesty
Since Sep 8, 2008
His Royal Majesty hasn’t created an about page.
His Royal Majesty hasn’t replied either. I smell a troll.
86
posted on
09/08/2008 2:50:00 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
To: Allegra
I lowered my cholesterol!LOL... I saved money by NOT switching to GEICO!
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posted on
09/08/2008 2:52:11 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
To: His Royal Majesty; darkwing104; Old Sarge
Welcome to Free Republic. I hope you enjoy meeting your new overlords, the Viking Kittens.
IBTZ
88
posted on
09/08/2008 2:53:25 PM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
(Life's uncertain. Eat dessert first.)
To: His Royal Majesty
That’s just what I was going to say....
ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
89
posted on
09/08/2008 3:03:52 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: CholeraJoe
BRAVO!!!
90
posted on
09/08/2008 3:06:38 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Went to sleep with Palin - woke up next to McCain...)
To: OCCASparky
Still no ZOT? Are the mods on vacation this week? And still IBTZ. Hey, don't complain. It gives some of us a chance to play with the troll. The mods have been awfully quick on the zot button lately and we've missed all the fun.
91
posted on
09/08/2008 3:09:46 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: His Royal Majesty; All
ZomboCom sounds a lot like Obama
LMAO!
92
posted on
09/08/2008 3:10:13 PM PDT
by
valkyry1
(McCain/Palin 2008)
To: His Royal Majesty
Did I get in before Zot?????
93
posted on
09/08/2008 3:10:56 PM PDT
by
Malichi
(!)
To: hyperkitty
94
posted on
09/08/2008 3:13:47 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: His Royal Majesty
95
posted on
09/08/2008 3:13:58 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
To: hyperkitty
96
posted on
09/08/2008 3:14:21 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: darkwing104; His Royal Majesty
Another troll performing this act:
97
posted on
09/08/2008 3:21:00 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right)
To: His Royal Majesty
IBTZ and 2 thubs DOWN!
98
posted on
09/08/2008 3:27:13 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
To: CholeraJoe
1. Scars can never be misspelled.
Read carefully....
99
posted on
09/08/2008 3:31:29 PM PDT
by
hyperkitty
(The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.)
To: darkwing104
Troll won’t move,thinks he’s safe from the VK. Silly troll.....
100
posted on
09/08/2008 4:18:26 PM PDT
by
GQuagmire
(Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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