Posted on 09/04/2008 9:19:56 AM PDT by Clint Williams
Okay, folks. After decades of pretense the mask has finally come off. You've seen the MSM issue not only the usual distortions but even blatant lies in their effort to sink Sarah Palin. They have shown themselves to be even lower than lawyers, used-car salesmen, prostitutes and congresscritters. Isn't it a shame how 99% of journalists give the whole profession a bad name?
Q: WHat's the difference between a dead used-car salesman and a dead journalist in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the used-car salesman.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving journalists? A: Skeet.
Q: What do you call 100 dead journalists at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: How can you tell when a journalist is lying? A: Her lips are moving.
Q: What do you have if three journalists are buried up to their necks in concrete? A: Not enough concrete.
Q: How does an journalist sleep? A: First she lies on one side and then on the other.
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? A: If a busload of journalists goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Add yours.
journalist=educated idiots
journalist=something you don’t want to step in
I’m not clever enough to come up with a joke, but I wanted to thank you for making me laugh! Skeet.....indeed!
Q: How many journalists does it take to shingle a roof?
A: One, if you slice him thin enough.
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