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[davidcash]

Is there someone around here who can explain things to me?

[Billthedrill]

I can. Basically you start out with an ability to decide what is true, which is the philosophical field of epistemology, the study of epistems, or epithelial stem cell tissue. That's the sort of tissue that lines the surfaces and the cavities of the body, so when someone tells you he's pulling a story out of his, well, you know, he's telling the truth. It's odd that truth and excrement should be closely aligned at first sight, but an awful lot of media reporters' jobs depend on it.

Falsehood, however - what cells does that relate to? It'd have to be the sort of cell you keep bad stuff in, right? Like maybe in the SuperMax? The "hood" stem (this is a linguistic stem, not a stem cell) relates to neighborhood, the kind of hood you wear when you're robbing a bank, and a hoodlum. Falsehood - a criminal in prison. There are no accidents in the English language.

The realm of truth, therefore, exists somewhere between poop and Al Capone. Well, he's dead, but you know what I mean. That's why FR's so great - you'd pay big bucks to learn this kind of stuff at Harvard.

[rabidralph]

Please phrase your question in the form of a sentence.

[tomkat]

fofl      

[theDentist]

Upgrade to at least a squirrel...

Would that be a gray squirrel, a brown squirrel, or a flying squirrel? Please.

[MHGinTN]

We're on break, extended break ...

[ViLaLuz]

Yes... glad you asked. Everything you need to know in life is found in the Creator’s owners manual—the Bible.

[astyanax]

David(?) (if you are still around...)
Being a relative noob myself but long time lurker,
what you are experiencing is typical when someone new says something (considered) bizarre. Lots of observers as well as trolls here.
If you spend the time to read the comments among the posts that you find interesting, it will make sense, and you will see familiar names that are also interested in that subject.
And subjects overlap, so you will see some (at first glance) bizarre references and cross-references. If you take the time, you will see a pattern, as well as some amazing insight, not to mention an incredibly diverse knowledge base.
I hope you will take the time to check it out and decide for yourself if you would like to stay.
I highly recommend it.

[astyanax]

Thank you, best squirrel drinking Guinness .gif ever!

[MHGinTN]

I lifted it from goldeagle. It is the best though. ;^)

[astyanax]

Can you hug a squirrel?!

see “best squirrel drinking Guinness .gif ever” post #105.

[astyanax]

Sorry, that’s plenty of ‘time’ there.
It’s to be expected after a couple o’ ales!

[Velveeta]

If he sends a check, that’s vetted enough. ;-)

[grellis]

I am so totally stealing that!

[Slings and Arrows]

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[TBall]

Crazy, just know telling how how low they will go.

[Grizzled Bear]

I am baffled by this program.

So there I was, Chief Roadie for the Monsters of Rock, and we were preparing for the opening show in Sri Lanka. Ozzy refused to go on until he had a brandy glass filled with green M&Ms placed on his dressing room table. Well, I didn't have any in my kit so I went to the only candy shop on the island. Nicki Sixx and Jimmy Page came along for farts and giggles. We got to the shop and it was closed. The only candy shop on the island and it was closed for the night! Jimmy broke the door with a trash can and we all went inside to find ourselves face to face with a tiger! The shop had a smeggin guard tiger!

Jimmy took out the tiger with a can of mace. But the owner and his two sons, well, they were a different story. Nicki beat them to death. With their own shoes.

[dfwright]

"I am baffled by this program."

You'll need to get the correct frequency from Kenneth first.

[metmom]

ping?

[metmom]

You need to be more specific.

Otherwise, people will just think you’re a troll and you will get harassed mercilessly.