Caption these gems from the DNC dog and pony show last night

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 8/25/08 | staff

[redstates4ever]

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[Ditter]

obama’s daughters are beautiful girls but his wife is XXXX. Her dress was ugly too. ;9)

[Alouette]

Separated at birth?

[redstates4ever]

[TexasCajun]

"Now Hear Me! ...At least I didn't cheat on my dying wife and deny my bastard child!"

[TexasCajun]

"Operation PUMA-Attack begins Wednesday, 1800 !

[Lucky9teen]

True First Lady "Class" vs. Pretentious Fake "Class"

[driftdiver]

“I think that for a forty-six-year-old mom of two, Michelle Obama is doing pretty well. “

I agree with that. IMO its the angry attitude that makes her un-attractive. The “I’m not proud of America” look that overshadows everything else.

While her dress is nice I think its very low key for the event. But then thats what any good socialist would do.

[ErnBatavia]

I got a massive neck-snapping pisschill when I scrolled down to this one....

[Lucky9teen]

"And we Democrats....we will not go quietly.....into the night....."

"No....we will make sure everyone will hear our screeching and loud braying..."

[Lucky9teen]

"I'M BAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAACK!!!!"

[Lucky9teen]

Looks like Yolanda Saldivar (Selena's Manager)

[farmer18th]

"Lateesha. I will NOT ask again, girl. Be QUIET. When they get to the part about sockin' it to the man, it always gets me. If you would just just your yap, you fool, we might even get a G-Dmn-America!"

[eXe]

Yes, even better :)

[MeanWestTexan]

Maybe I work out too much, but I was distracted during her entire speech by the disproportionate size of her trapezius muscles (the muscle on top of the shoulders). What does she do to get this? Dead-lift 500lbs every day? Hang from a bar? Truly odd looking.

[driftdiver]

It almost looks as if Hillary is slipping a knife into that ladies back. Should photoshop this with Obama’s face and it would be a good portrayal of Hillary’s plans.

[hattend]

I think I need some insulin

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Afterward, their daughters — Sasha and Malia — joined her on stage and Stevie Wonder’s “Isn’t She Lovely” blared from the convention hall. Microphone in hand, the girls began smiling and waving at their father after his familiar face popped up on a large screen erected on stage.

“How about that Michelle Obama?” Barack Obama said. He told her: “You were unbelievable.”

“You also look very cute,” he said.

Anyone who travels as much as Obama does can get confused about where they are on any given night, and Obama is no exception. He mistakenly said he had watched the speech at the home of a St. Louis family — despite the cue card affixed to the camera as a reminder that he was actually 230 miles away in Kansas City, Mo., where had scheduled a campaign appearance Tuesday.

Sensing the flub, 7-year-old Sasha apparently was prompted to ask: “Daddy, what city are you in?”

“I’m in Kansas City, sweetie.”

Obama asked their opinion of their mother’s performance and it was unanimous. Both thought she “did good.”

After several “I love yous” and Sasha — the hammier sister — blew her dad a kiss, he signed off for the night.

“Listen, I want you guys to look after the girls, look after mommy before I get there and I’ll see you guys on Thursday, all right,” he said. “Love you guys.”

In Kansas City, reporters asked Obama how it felt to watch his wife. During the speech, and a biographical video shown before she spoke, Obama occasionally wiped his eyes.

[Sicon]

Showing your booty to the whole world in a clingy cocktail dress is not becoming for someone who want to be First Lady

On the other hand, having a First Lady with a booty worth seeing in a clingy cocktail dress would be a nice change of pace (I know, Laura B isn't bad - no disrespect intended!).

[Bommer]

"Patience my flying monkey! Wait until my orders to strike!

[redstates4ever]

Diet Coke *SPEW*