Caption these gems from the DNC dog and pony show last night

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 8/25/08 | staff

[Gorzaloon]

From this picture it appears there weren't very many people there. Aren't these things usually packed?

The attendees were all out in the street, forming mating clusters like those African Foam Frogs.

[teddyballgame]

There is nothing hotter than a voluptuous Italian woman.

[angcat]

There is nothing hotter than a voluptuous Italian woman.

And one that will feed you Meatballs!

[mass55th]

Victoria Kennedy performs a breathalizer test on her husband, Ted Kennedy before he takes the podium.

[Dixie Yooper]

Massachusett's greatest swimmer celebrates winning his 9th gold medal at the 2008 Summer Olympics.

[teddyballgame]

Amen to that!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

She has plans to replace the china and silver with paper plates and plastic forks if she gets into the white house.

But that's so environMENTALly incorrect!

[redstates4ever]

Wow.

Via the miracle of prescribed chemicals, perhaps?

[redstates4ever]

That thread is hilarious.

Thanks!

[cowboyway]

"Who is this man and why does he have his hands on me!?!.....Hic.................."

[redstates4ever]

ROTFL inappropriately

[mass55th]

"Michelle has a great big butt, looks like Hillary in slink."

Yeah, she does. I didn't really notice it until she left the podium and turned sideways. It's fairly prominent. I think this is the first time I've seen her wear anything so clingy. She usually wear looser outfits with a jacket, or opts for outfits with a belt that flare out from the waist in order to hide it.

[tcostell]

Like I said I disagree. I think she looks perfectly dignified and appropriate.

[Sax]

[redstates4ever]

*snort*

[ichabod1]

I learned that from her — shaking your head while you’re saying something is an unconscious sign that you don’t believe it.

[teddyballgame]

“There is nothing hotter than a voluptuous Italian woman.”

“And one that will feed you Meatballs!”

I need to go take a cold shower.

[keats5]

That was my first thought, too. She wants to dispel the pregnancy rumor.

She looks fine, and the kids are truly beautiful. It’s her politics I abhor.

[redstates4ever]

Sophia Loren: "Everything you see - I owe to spaghetti."

[They'reGone2000]

This woman certainly needs a CHANGE of outfit.