Posted on 08/20/2008 5:53:05 PM PDT by yorkie
Women have puzzled over it for years—why the heck do men do the things they do? Why do they profess their love for you one minute, then ignore you the next (say, when an Attila the Hun special turns up on TV)? Why can they not remember our birthdays? Let science explain some of these conundrums—and help you rev up your relationships!
Be patient with his memory The hippocampus, where initial memories are formed, occupies a smaller percent of the male brain than the female brain. If on your first date he can't remember where you work, even though you told him all about it when you met, just remember that size matters … hippocampus size, that is. Don't take it personally. (Oh, and don't be surprised when, months down the line, he has no clue you've just changed your hair.)
Don't expect him to get hints Have a crush on him? You may have to put it out there, because men aren't as skilled at women at reading subtle emotional cues........
(Excerpt) Read more at lifestyle.msn.com ...
Men are either horny or hungry. If you see a man who isn’t excited, just make him a sandwich.
I’d laugh, but I have found it to be the truth!
Women can not explain what they can’t not understand.
Reason
Logic
Why toilet seats should be left up.
good one...
:)
Translation: Don’t be upset that he doesn’t talk to you, doesn’t listen to you, and doesn’t remember what is important to you. It’s not his fault. It’s his brain. To his brain, you’re just not that important! That’s all!
She’s awesome.
I remember that I drank a Coke that day and had turkey the next day.
When you’re a man, the whole world is your urinal.
They did a study on this?
Bill Engvall said it all when he said that “Men simply aren’t that deep. We only have 3 needs. Food, sleep, and sex. And we can do all 3 in our pickup trucks!”
Mark
I don’t see “whine” on the Ladie’s Remote.
Men do like to talk about relationships. When I see an in-stride completion on a 55-yard post pattern it makes me all mushy inside. Montana-Rice, Elway-Johnson, Brady-Moss, dang it, I can hardly see the monitor for the tears...
If a man speaks and there isn’t a woman to hear him is he still wrong?
I’m not a big Dr. Laura fan, but she did get this right.
With men, if it’s not “I’m horny”, it’s “I’m hungry, make me a sandwich”
Married over 15 years to one very satisfied pleasingly plump man!!
“You may have to put it out there, because men aren’t as skilled at women at reading subtle emotional cues........”
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This is merely a sweeping generalization, true of some but certainly not all, in my experience women are often hopless at reading subtle cues, I have seen women, including both my own wives, exhibit a TOTAL AND COMPLETE lack of any sense of timing whatsoever. The typical female who is home when her husband returns from work starts rattling her mouth a mile a minute as soon as he comes through the door. This is absolutely the worst time to talk to a man about anything. I could rant on and on but let me simply say that all this garbage about women’s supposed superiority is just that, garbage. Just think about Hillary Clinton and realize that she is NOT one of a kind.
If you show cleavage you want sex. If you don't, you want to be respected.
“If a man speaks and there isn’t a woman to hear him is he still wrong?”
Yes! Because of female intuition we can pick up your vibes. ;)
A woman would say ‘just like always’.
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