Dayum!
About the only thing missing is the C word!
A close friend used to be a pastor of a small town church in Arkansas.
When a woman (not in his church) died, he was asked by the children to perform the funeral.
While working on it, he asked the children to give him a list of her accomplishments and “good works”.
By the end of the day, all they were able to come up with was “She liked to do crossword puzzles”.
Sad...
On a personal note, my mother told us (siblings and I) that when she dies, she wants us to have a party, toast her and say “the b*tch is finally dead.”
I dunno...I’m kinda torn.