[cripplecreek]

Born lazy and raised tired.

[N. Theknow]

New Excuses for Workers: Laziness Gene is Discovered

Is that anything like the "Friday F***-its."

[Soliton]

When I was about twelve my father and grandfather took me out to a field to help load firewood into a truck. While they were BSing, I started tossing logs into the truck two at a time. My dad said to my grandfather, “They say if you want to find the quickest way to do something, get a lazy person to do it”. Even at twelve I knew that they were wrong.