Americans

[Shruet]

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!

[Pistolshot]

[Allegra]

Allegra, post the same kittie picture you had yesterday! That was cute.

You mean this one? Or the one of my Finbar all stoned on catnip?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

[Allegra]

Hey, you know if you stick lima beans in your ears, they're really hard to get out. They're mushy so when you try to extract them, they squish all in your ears and stuff.

I hate it when I accidentally do that.

[Pistolshot]

[Old Sarge]

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 261715Z JUL 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).

2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE “STILL SMOKING”.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.

4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Pistolshot]

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL. That’s the one. Thanks.

[MarineBrat]

[Allegra]

I love your chewing out to that troll, by the way.

Well done. :-D

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

[Future Snake Eater]

Which is worse? A “conservative” who actually thinks this or a liberal positing what it believes conservatives think?

[SShultz460]

[JRios1968]

[Allegra]

Excuse me...

You dropped your crack pipe.

See? Yeah...right down there by your foot...

[mkjessup]

You will be cyber worm food before the sun sets.

Adios fool.

[toomuchcoffee]

I had nothing to do with this...

[Psycho_Bunny]

If it wasn’t for liberals, what would we do with all the pot?

[Squidpup]

IBTZ