Cat Head In A Jar

http://boknowsonline.com/2008/07/23/cat-head-in-a-jar/#more-628 ^

[fings]

It seems the mainstream media loves cats and will gives them favorable treatment all the time. That’s why I find it incumbent upon myself to put stories on this blog about the realty of the the feline class. It doesn’t hurt if there’s a degrading picture to go along with it.

Take for instance this story of a kitty wasting taxpayer resources, by getting her head stuck in a jar.

[econjack]

You can’t imagine how disappointed I was when I saw the body still attached to the head. Very misleading headline. :>)

[KarlInOhio]

You have to start your Bonsai Kitten project when they are young and flexible. If you start that late you'll just end up frustrated and displeased with the results.

[cyclotic]

I got flamed bad on FR once when commenting on a story about two stray dogs who fell through the ice. I suggested that calling the rescue team over was a nice training opportunity, but that it would have been far more humane to dispatch a sniper to take the dogs out more quickly

[autumnraine]

What is that from? I remember reading or seeing something many years ago with that and I can’t remember what it’s from.

[ChurtleDawg]

The fact is that firefighters have been helping families with their wayward pets for a very long time. I think it is a good tradition and not a waste of money. It would be far worse to make taxpayers suffer because no one would help them.

In this case, the firefighters should have just told the family over the telephone how to free their pet

[econjack]

A TV ad for cat food recently had a picture of a cute kitten play with a ball while a clowder of cats are talking about how cute he is. They keep making such comments until you hear a door open and human voices in the background. Then you hear:

"They're back! Quick, act like a cat!"

[cyclotic]

A couple years ago, a skunk got his head in a mayonaisse jar. A cop shot the jar with a pellet gun, breaking the jar and freeing the skunk.

Quick and painless.

[KarlInOhio]

What is that from? I remember reading or seeing something many years ago with that and I can’t remember what it’s from.

Bonsai Kitten was a web hoax a few years ago, just google for it. Its originator claimed that he was growing cats inside of glass jars, but in reality they were just pictures of kittens put into glass jars like this cat tried to do (or maybe with their faces shoved up against glass similar to the jar... I don't recall any pictures of a full cat in a jar).

[autumnraine]

I knew I remembered it from a few years ago. Thanks!

[Slings and Arrows]

He was looking for the door and got confused - the car kept telling him "The door is a jar."

[Daffynition]

He's movin'-on-up from cans to jars. I think this means he's AlBore's recycling cat .

[Slings and Arrows]

"Hmmmf. Amateur."

[Jaded]

Why would you call firefighters unless the cat was on fire? Call the emergency/ after hours vet.

[Jaded]

That’s cute.

[Daffynition]

OUCH!

[Slings and Arrows]

The little piglet just looks so happy. Apparently he can’t read.

[Pistolshot]

[Daffynition]

Do you grade him on a bell curve or bell jar?

[econjack]

Good Grief!! I've waited two decades to find a situation where I could use the phrase "a clowder of cats" and not one person noticed!?