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..Wonder who authored THIS obituary??
Obits, Pravda

Posted on 07/20/2008 6:23:36 PM PDT by ErnBatavia

My eye landed on this Gilligan's Island kinda pic in today's obits, so I read it.....rather appalling, if you axe me.



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Anyone else got any "interesting" obits to pop up here for a slow Sunday evening?
1 posted on 07/20/2008 6:23:36 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: ErnBatavia

It’s like the never-ending story.


2 posted on 07/20/2008 6:27:33 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: ErnBatavia

Gee, I wonder if they’ll mention her husband in her forthcoming obituary since half of his included information about her?


3 posted on 07/20/2008 6:28:20 PM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're Stupid.)
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To: ErnBatavia

...poor widow.....
4 posted on 07/20/2008 6:29:00 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia
Anyone else got any "interesting" obits to pop up here for a slow Sunday evening?

Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Still dead.

5 posted on 07/20/2008 6:33:08 PM PDT by Hoplite
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To: ErnBatavia

She must have been wife #2 considering they were only married 28 years and she looks a whole lot younger than him in the pic

I wonder what the children from the first marriage have to say about her and none of the six children were mentioned by name.

One of my favorites in the Dallas paper obit mentioned how the deceased was “blessed with beautiful skin and hair”


6 posted on 07/20/2008 6:55:18 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Harley

“They” is her. I’m sure she wrote it.


7 posted on 07/20/2008 7:01:39 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert (Michael Steele for VP)
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To: Hoplite
One of my first thoughts was a Gilligan's Island thang....the authrorette sounds more than a bit like Lovie. She maybe jumped ship and went for the brass...


8 posted on 07/20/2008 7:02:34 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia

Picture: The Boynes star as Capt Andy and Parthy Ann Hawks in the Houma Theatre Guild presentation of Showboat.


9 posted on 07/20/2008 7:05:48 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: ErnBatavia; Hoplite

Which leads back to that age-old question; Marianne or Ginger?


10 posted on 07/20/2008 7:08:19 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: All

Sounds to me as if the guy had a pretty successful life ... the scope of which many FReepers could only hope to aspire. But that’s just me ...


11 posted on 07/20/2008 7:13:54 PM PDT by SamKeck
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To: Grizzled Bear

“Which leads back to that age-old question; Marianne or Ginger?”

Depends on which day of the week it is. (evil grin)


12 posted on 07/20/2008 7:37:19 PM PDT by Levante
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To: Levante

I always thought the correct answer was either “Yes,” “Both” or “Thank You!”


13 posted on 07/20/2008 7:39:21 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear
age-old question; Marianne or Ginger?

No contest: Mary Ann. Don't let that girl-next-door schtick fool ya -- she's a raging hot-blooded party animal!

14 posted on 07/20/2008 7:42:09 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (I've left Cynical City... bound for Jaded.)
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To: Nervous Tick

She looks mighty happy in that photo!


15 posted on 07/20/2008 7:47:29 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear

I like your reply! :)


16 posted on 07/20/2008 7:50:24 PM PDT by Levante
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To: SamKeck

“Which leads back to that age-old question; Marianne or Ginger?”

Oooh, Marianne. Saw her on TV recently; 60-ish, and still remarkably hot.


17 posted on 07/20/2008 7:53:42 PM PDT by mkleesma (`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
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To: ErnBatavia; aculeus; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Ezekiel; Lazamataz; mikrofon; Petronski; ...
It's NOT all about me
18 posted on 07/20/2008 8:02:48 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I'M NOT DEAD YET)
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To: Grizzled Bear

Most Americans have probably never heard this song but I love it

Wilma or Betty Man by Melanie Doane

This love is so new
And i wanna know everything about you,
Like what you wear to bed,
Do you think Elvis is dead?
I wanna know everything that’s going on in your head.

Are you a wilma or a betty man?
Do you drive a mercedes or a trans am?
Do you have a single malt or a beer in your hand?
Will you love me like no other can?
What kinda man...
I wanna know.
What kinda man...
I wanna know.

Do you like when I touch your hair?
Are you wearing boxers under there?
Tell me, who was your first kiss?
Did it feel like this?
Who makes it on your desert island list?

Are you a wilma or a betty man?
Do you drive a mercedes or a trans am?
Do you have a single malt or a beer in your hand?
Will you love me like no other can?
What kinda man...
I wanna know.
What kinda man...
I wanna know.

The more of you, you let me see
The stronger i know my love will be
I was trying to understand
So come on show me what kinda man.
Oh yeah

So what do you wear to bed?
Do you think Elvis is dead?
I wanna know everything that’s going on in your head.

Are you a wilma or a betty man?
Do you drive a mercedes or a trans am?
Do you have a single malt or a beer in your hand?
Will you love me like no other can?
What kinda man...
I wanna know.
What kinda man...
I wanna know.

Are you a wilma or a betty man?
Do you drive a mercedes or a trans am?
Do you have a single malt or a beer in your hand?
Will you love me like no other can?
What kinda man...
I wanna know.
Do you like ginger or mary?
I wanna know
Yeah tell me what kinda man
I wanna know.
Tell me what kinda man
I wanna know
Yeah tell me what kinda man
I wanna know.
Tell me what kinda man
I wanna know


19 posted on 07/20/2008 8:57:02 PM PDT by xp38
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To: martin_fierro

You’re stone dead. The question is, where are you posting from?


20 posted on 07/20/2008 9:01:45 PM PDT by dighton
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