Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

[Mojave]

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t have a middle name thats muslim.

There ain't no Pabst Bilal Ribbon. Not yet anyway.

"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who calls for prayer)"

[Mojave]

Beer is unpretentious.

Good one. Look for that one to get stolen and added to the site.

[mass55th]

Beer won’t throw you under the bus.

[mass55th]

Beer doesn't lie to you.

Beer doesn't cut and run.

Beer isn't phony.

Beer doesn't flip-flop.

You can trust beer.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Beer’s heritage is known for sure and the imports aren’t running for president.

[savedbygrace]

Beer goggles make the ugly look beautiful. Obama can’t do that.

[Zechariah_8_13]

Beer is the same price for everyone.

And most importantly:

Beer makes people happy.

[Mojave]

Beer is the same price for everyone.

Beer doesn't play favorites.