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Howard Feiner is so annoyed with the cat droppings in his yard, he has logged the kitties’ leavings and put flags up to mark the spots.

This guy needs to get a hobby, or to get laid, or something....

3 posted on 07/16/2008 7:40:51 AM PDT by steve-b (The "intelligent design" hoax is not merely anti-science; it is anti-civilization. --John Derbyshire)
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To: steve-b
Howard Feiner is so annoyed with the cat droppings in his yard, he has logged the kitties’ leavings and put flags up to mark the spots.

Howard also wants "you kids" to "get the heck off my lawn", "turn down that Jigaboo music!" and "for God's sake, pull up your pants!"

7 posted on 07/16/2008 7:46:37 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: steve-b

That’s exactly what I was thinking.


9 posted on 07/16/2008 7:49:25 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: steve-b

I’m voting for “this guy needs to get laid!”...geez....


10 posted on 07/16/2008 7:50:12 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: steve-b

I wonder if he has hired a surveyor to precisely map the GIS coordinates of the flags.


29 posted on 07/16/2008 9:15:33 AM PDT by WayneS (What the hell is wrong with these people?)
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To: steve-b
This guy needs to get a hobby, or to get laid,

That actually sounds like a pretty good hobby.

Mark

52 posted on 07/16/2008 4:34:16 PM PDT by MarkL (Al Gore: The Greenhouse Gasbag! (heard on Bob Brinker's Money Talk))
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To: steve-b
This guy needs to get a hobby, or to get laid, or something....

Perhaps a pellet rifle?

53 posted on 07/16/2008 4:38:23 PM PDT by hunter112 (The 'straight talk express' gets the straight finger express from me.)
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To: steve-b

What he needs is a good BB gun.

Cats plinked with a good sting learn to stay away.

A BB gun will train cats.


64 posted on 07/17/2008 10:16:06 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Conservation? Let the NE Yankees freeze.... in the dark)
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