Posted on 07/12/2008 12:44:39 PM PDT by Mojave
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stall first.
Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.
Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.
Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.
Hilarious!
Q. Why will Mickey Mouse vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional Courtesy
Hi friend!
You gotta see these Obama jokes!!
BO ping!
Q: Why will conservatives write in a candidate or stay home this election?
A: To vote for Barak Obama
or
A. He's going balls out for Barack.
excellent
Bustamante!
Q - Why isn’t Obama’s grandmother voting for him?
A - She still stuck under the bus.
Q. Why will Mickey Mouse vote for Barack Obama?
A. He’s registered to vote in Chicago.
A - He's under the bus with Grandma.
LOL.
Sounds familiar!
Obamante.
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