Poor Morford! Another victim of a boyfriend leaving him at the alter. Move on Morford! He ain’t coming back! No amount of crying will win him back. He has a new lover.
Since when did Don Wildmon rule over anyone? LOL.
This commentary is laughable. Conservative Christians aren’t gone by any means. :)
Sounds like somebody didn’t get a free dental dam in their Happy Meal.
If we can ban AP, can’t we ban anything by Morford? Why do we let his excrement to soil this website? It’s not like I need a weekly reminder that these people are the dregs of mankind.
Is this guy supposed to be funny? Nice example of moronic leftist elitism.
Morford’s hate-filled, spittle-gagging, militant-minded article should rightly be describing liberals, and himself. He’s just transferring anger, because he’s a shabby little man.
He sounds like a real Christophobe.
One could only hope this insanity could be quarantined. No? I guess we'd've been better served as to what to avoid at all costs via the movie "Escape from San Francisco" than "Escape from L.A."
HF
Mark Morford walks into a gay bar in San Francrisco and runs into Bernie Ward, out on bond awaiting sentencing, and they start talking, the chemistry is right, so they end up at a motel room.
One hour later, they both leave disgusted, disappointed, dismayed, and in despair. They wave a feeble goodbye, and go their own seperate ways, their brief encounter left unconsummated.
Why?
There are SOME things that even bodily fluids refuse to do!
For a gay guy, Morford sure sounds pretty unhappy.
That has got to be the gayest first paragraph I ever read.... was that Mr. Garrison’s gay novel he won the award for?
Is it just me, or does this guy not like us?
He doesn’t write, he shreds a thesaurus, chops it up and then drags a strip of flypaper through the confetti; whatever sticks to the flypaper, he lines up on his desk and drops names in the appropriate places.
Tell Mark Morford to google images of “the original happy meal” and he can start with the first result.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=the+original+happy+meal&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Mark?
My values created Western Civilization.
Your’s led to the Fall of Rome.
Underneath the layers of adjectives the gist of the story he's attempting to eructate appears to be the inefficacy of somebody or other's boycott on McDonalds and the cosmic implications thereof. Here the food is still "toxic," of course, still an evil mechanism for KKKorporate AmeriKKKa to enslave an innocent public, but hey, it's gay now so it's OK.
One has to wonder at this infinitely sliding set of values, the one constant among them apparently the inalienable right for Morford to sneer at everything that crosses his path. What a sorry, sordid, hate-filled little cell he's carved out for himself. He's welcome to it.
I feel sorry for this man’s family and those who must interact with him. He really needs help.