If we can ban AP, can’t we ban anything by Morford? Why do we let his excrement to soil this website? It’s not like I need a weekly reminder that these people are the dregs of mankind.
"You can't put 'em all away. You know ya got to keep some of 'em around just fuh the en-ta-tainment."
In all seriousness (such as there can be when dealing with Morford), he's amusing in some way to see just how much a mind can collapse on itself.