MORFORD: Totally Gay Happy Meals

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 7/11/8 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!

[avacado]

Poor Morford! Another victim of a boyfriend leaving him at the alter. Move on Morford! He ain’t coming back! No amount of crying will win him back. He has a new lover.

[SoFloFreeper]

Since when did Don Wildmon rule over anyone? LOL.

This commentary is laughable. Conservative Christians aren’t gone by any means. :)

[A_perfect_lady]

I never even heard of Don Wildmon.

[JZelle]

Sounds like somebody didn’t get a free dental dam in their Happy Meal.

[y6162]

Moford=anti Christian bigot

[ZGuy]

If we can ban AP, can’t we ban anything by Morford? Why do we let his excrement to soil this website? It’s not like I need a weekly reminder that these people are the dregs of mankind.

[popdonnelly]

Is this guy supposed to be funny? Nice example of moronic leftist elitism.

[hoe_cake]

Morford’s hate-filled, spittle-gagging, militant-minded article should rightly be describing liberals, and himself. He’s just transferring anger, because he’s a shabby little man.

[Disturbin]

He sounds like a real Christophobe.

[holden]

We used to worry about little Johnny swapping spit with Susie next door, knowing full well such things could lead to baby carriages, and the like, but witness the damage on display with this caricature, Morford, as to what brain putrefaction can be wrought as a consequence of the rape of 8-year-old boys, and grown monsters swapping other bodily fluids and excretions via anal sex!

One could only hope this insanity could be quarantined. No? I guess we'd've been better served as to what to avoid at all costs via the movie "Escape from San Francisco" than "Escape from L.A."

HF

[mdmathis6]

Well, Ford and Disney found out the power of Christian boycotts. I don’t see much impact in blue cities,but there’s a lot of rural and suburban McDonalds...can we say interstate exits and small conservative cities that are going to lose business!

A lot of conservative moms with 2 or 3 or 4 kids looking to feed their kids quick are going to bypass McDonalds for their competitors!

[mkjessup]

Mark Morford walks into a gay bar in San Francrisco and runs into Bernie Ward, out on bond awaiting sentencing, and they start talking, the chemistry is right, so they end up at a motel room.

One hour later, they both leave disgusted, disappointed, dismayed, and in despair. They wave a feeble goodbye, and go their own seperate ways, their brief encounter left unconsummated.

Why?

There are SOME things that even bodily fluids refuse to do!

[6SJ7]

For a gay guy, Morford sure sounds pretty unhappy.

[massgopguy]

“Sociosexual awareness”? Didn’t Joyclyn Elders say something about that?

[isrul]

Whoa. This guy is the most hate filled, bigoted POS I have ever seen posted. The fact that any publication actually employs him is astonishing. The publication should be boycotted or become a target of people's urban renewal. The Klan, has nothing on him when it comes to spewing hate.

[isrul]

He misses his butt and belly being filled with ....

[isrul]

It's actually good to see that such demented, degenerate filth is out there. And know who and where they are.

[isrul]

Never knew a fag who wasn’t also mentally screwed up in some other way.