Posted on 07/11/2008 7:45:20 AM PDT by SmithL
Dying. Nearly dead. Gasping their last. Very soon to be a footnote, a caricature, a gag, a punch line, blasted to the dustbin of history like dried housefly limbs after a sneeze. You should know this now.
Yes, you are right; they already were a caricature, a cultural pothole, a nasty rash in the armpit of society. But it wasn't all that long ago that they were, through bizarre series of sociopolitical machinations still being parsed by baffled historians, a powerful rash, hugely newsworthy, as dangerous and unstoppable as they were wrongheaded and sad. Remember?
You were not much younger than you are right now. As the Bush era crested, as the neocons' power reached nuclear levels, when female nipples and f-words and evil gay agendas ruled the news, the evangelical Right -Ð led by the most virulent, spittle-flecked gaggle of mental throwbacks to ever stain the American newswires, the American Family Association and its nefarious leader, the Rev. Donald Wildmon -- this group controlled, for a brief, awful moment, the national dialogue. They were the temporary arbiters of taste, the warped conscience of a freaked-out culture. And lo, it was ugly.
Rejoice, won't you? For their time is over.
Did you know the AFA recently boycotted McDonald's? That's right, this once semi-powerful...
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Poor Morford! Another victim of a boyfriend leaving him at the alter. Move on Morford! He ain’t coming back! No amount of crying will win him back. He has a new lover.
Since when did Don Wildmon rule over anyone? LOL.
This commentary is laughable. Conservative Christians aren’t gone by any means. :)
I never even heard of Don Wildmon.
Sounds like somebody didn’t get a free dental dam in their Happy Meal.
Moford=anti Christian bigot
If we can ban AP, can’t we ban anything by Morford? Why do we let his excrement to soil this website? It’s not like I need a weekly reminder that these people are the dregs of mankind.
Is this guy supposed to be funny? Nice example of moronic leftist elitism.
Morford’s hate-filled, spittle-gagging, militant-minded article should rightly be describing liberals, and himself. He’s just transferring anger, because he’s a shabby little man.
He sounds like a real Christophobe.
One could only hope this insanity could be quarantined. No? I guess we'd've been better served as to what to avoid at all costs via the movie "Escape from San Francisco" than "Escape from L.A."
HF
Well, Ford and Disney found out the power of Christian boycotts. I don’t see much impact in blue cities,but there’s a lot of rural and suburban McDonalds...can we say interstate exits and small conservative cities that are going to lose business!
A lot of conservative moms with 2 or 3 or 4 kids looking to feed their kids quick are going to bypass McDonalds for their competitors!
Mark Morford walks into a gay bar in San Francrisco and runs into Bernie Ward, out on bond awaiting sentencing, and they start talking, the chemistry is right, so they end up at a motel room.
One hour later, they both leave disgusted, disappointed, dismayed, and in despair. They wave a feeble goodbye, and go their own seperate ways, their brief encounter left unconsummated.
Why?
There are SOME things that even bodily fluids refuse to do!
For a gay guy, Morford sure sounds pretty unhappy.
“Sociosexual awareness”? Didn’t Joyclyn Elders say something about that?
He misses his butt and belly being filled with ....
Never knew a fag who wasn’t also mentally screwed up in some other way.
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