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Audio of the day: Dimitri the Stud (you will laugh yourselves silly over this!)
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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:
"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dimitri; dimitrithestud; dmitri; easterneuropeanjerk; greek; humor; loser; olga; relationships; sanfrancisco; sorryloser; weird
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Oh Lawdy.... what a loser....
Typical Eastern European guy with an attitude holier-than-thou who thinks that women should bow down to him.... move to Saudi Arabia if you want women like that, Dimitri!
To: martin_fierro; lainie; OCC
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:21:19 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: jellybean; sully777; RebelTex; Clint N. Suhks
Hysterical audio/video...
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:25:05 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
He’s scary and NOT “psychologically normal”
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:26:21 AM PDT
by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:28:09 AM PDT
by
SouthDixie
(We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Poor Dimitri. Absolutely no self esteem.................
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:34:32 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
("The beauty of the Second Amendment is you won't need it until they try to take it away"--Jefferson)
To: Cagey; Froufrou; Larry Lucido; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; DaveLoneRanger; Northern Yankee; ...
I got the biggest kick out of this.
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:02:51 AM PDT
by
DeLaine
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:05:13 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
I heard this also. Andy and Bryan were cracking up! Andy said it best, more than once:
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:10:01 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
To: DeLaine
I LOVED THIS...Was this a real guy who called Olga..or is this a skit on you tube?
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
"I'm
completely single ..."
Hmmm, I wonder why?
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:43:36 AM PDT
by
Snurple
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Dimitri the lover.
“I get women who approach me, 6, 7 times a day” Yeah? Do ya Jackass? Then why are you stalking this woman?
I’ve seen his picture...middle aged greek looking tool.
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posted on
07/04/2008 8:05:54 AM PDT
by
Malsua
To: Recovering Ex-hippie
No, it’s real, isn’t that sad?! And they say Americans are ugly. ugh.
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posted on
07/04/2008 9:10:18 AM PDT
by
DeLaine
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
To: RedWhiteBlue
If he were truly a catch he would have already been caught. What a loser.
Dimitri a legend in his own mind.
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posted on
07/04/2008 9:33:49 AM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: kalee
I’m inspired. Think I’ll name my next dog Dimitri.
After neutering him.
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posted on
07/04/2008 10:48:50 AM PDT
by
DPMD
(~)
To: Malsua
Post his pic or the link!
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posted on
07/04/2008 10:56:42 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:01:02 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
("Hubris" is a Greek word)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
ROFL....what an arrogant loser!
Maybe Olga should keep his phone number in case she gets the urge to write a "for a good time, call...." message on a restroom wall.
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:07:09 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
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