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The Poets of The Lair | July 1, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

My Dragonfly And Me


If I could be a Dragon Fly
and wing my way through the sky
I would never be shy
just me and my Dragon Fly!


By moonlight we ride the wind
chase the comets tail for fun
by day we would hide from the sun
our fragile wings would come undone


On darkest nights we would use
fireflies as our guide
we would dip and we would glide
through the heavens open wide
and scatter diamonds in the night sky
my Dragon Fly and me...


And we would wing past our lovers
silent in the night...
to kiss their face in our flight
much to their surprise and delight
my Dragon Fly and me in sight...


Such a view do we share
away up here in the air
of breezes soft through our hair
my Dragon Fly and me a pair...


bentfeather©
2002

[Osage Orange]

Well we knew it wasn’t made from Congresscritter oil...cuz it does too much good.

[MEG33]

Saved and filed..Thank you, Tude!

[Lady Jag]

WD-40

There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely load and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up. Every time he did so, the woman was disgusted and told him, "One of these days, you're going to fart your guts out!"

One morning the woman got up early to cook a turkey for a party they were hosting that night. As she looked down at the turkey's guts and entrails that she had just removed, she got a Mischievous little idea...

The woman then took the turkey entrails and guts and walked upstairs to her bedroom, where her husband was still sleeping. She carefully pulled down his shorts and placed the turkey guts inside them. She smiled and went back downstairs to finish her work.

A few minutes later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual "Sonic-Boom" fart, immediately followed by a blood-curdling scream. She laughed as she heard him run into the bathroom.

A short while later, he came down to the kitchen still panting from the scare. She tried to hold back a smile as she asked him what was the matter.

This was his reply: "Honey, you were right! You said one of these days I was gonna fart my guts out. And it happened! But, by the grace of God and a can of WD-40, I got most of it back in!"

 

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLMAO!

[Soaring Feather]

Great uses for WD 40. Thanks.

[Soaring Feather]

Thanks Tom, for being Dee Jay today.

[NY Attitude]

You got that right.

[NY Attitude]

Noooooooooooooo sweat. 8^)))))

[NY Attitude]

Good one. LOL

[NY Attitude]

My pleasure. 8^)))))

[potlatch]

Wow, that is beautiful Meg!

[yorkie]

Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4” (used to be
5’6”), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes
and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids
out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

[Soaring Feather]

Here's to everyone having a grand weekend.

[Lady Jag]

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer, "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

 

[Lady Jag]

Good morning and happy Saurday! (It is Saturday, isn't it?)

[Soaring Feather]

Hello Lady!! Adorable graphic!

Yes, it’s Saturady all day!

[Lady Jag]

Yay!!

[yorkie]

Have a great weekend, everyone!

[yorkie]

STRANGE "SPINNING GIRL" OPTICAL ILLUSION

If you see the girl turning clockwise:

You are a RIGHT BRAIN thinker, which apparently means you are a creative thinker, you enjoy the arts, you like the thrill of working on new ideas and enjoy philosophical thinking.

If you see the girl turning anticlockwise:

You are a LEFT BRAIN thinker: which means you are a logical thinker, you enjoy rummaging through concepts for specifics, you enjoy mathematical concepts, science and are very pragmatic.

If you see the girl turning both ways:

You are a genius, (or telling fibs to impress your family and friends)

If you don’t see the girl turning at all:

You are probably brain dead or your computer needs fixed :P.

[Lady Jag]

Enjoy and don't over dress this weekend.