Budweiser Bought By Foreigners?

RedState Update ^ | June 30, 2008 | Jackie & Dunlap

[jellybean]

Budweiser Bought By Foreigners?

Jackie and Dunlap, the new Face of America, on Belgian company InBev's hostile takeover attempt on Budweiser.

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"Oh Good Lord, I tell you what, I've watched every Bud Bowl. I drank Budweiser through the clydesdale horses, old Spuds McKenzie, the frogs... I drank it through all the animals. I tell you what, Budweiser's American as baseball or apple pie or violent overreactions to foreigners buying U.S. companies and I'll be damned if I'll pour another drop of this down my gullet if it's owned by a bunch o' damn Belgiums!"

[jellybean]

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[jellybean]

Jackie and Dunlap - The new face of America!

[Holicheese]

“I’ll be damned if I’ll pour another drop of this down my gullet if it’s owned by a bunch o’ damn Belgiums!”

Thats a very good policy when it comes to the crap that Bud puts out. Mmmmmmm, Lime Bud Light! Now that really hits the spot!

[InvisibleChurch]

no more $$$$ to American candidates

[jellybean]

Lime Bud Light! Now that really hits the spot!

"In the event that patriotic Americans can no longer in good conscience drink Budweiser, what will replace it?"

[Fido969]

I drank Budweiser through the clydesdale horses

Explains why it tastes like horse p!ss.

[ReignOfError]

"In the event that patriotic Americans can no longer in good conscience drink Budweiser, what will replace it?"

Beer.

[jellybean]

I agree! But then I think that’s what all beer tastes like.

[count-your-change]

Bud! They just don’t make mouthwash like that anymore.

[jellybean]

"You own one o' them fruity little micro-breweries? Jackie and I are currently fielding offers to license Jackie's likeness to whatever true blue American brew will replace this Belgian horse p'ss."

[True Republican Patriot]

What with the number of Muslims living in Balgium these days, the Horse p*ss is more likely to taste like Camel p*ss!

[Holicheese]

When I was young we used to go tubing in the river in New Braunfels TX. We would bring Stroh’s Light. MMMMM, now that was something else!

[al_c]

I drank Budweiser through the clydesdale horses

That confirms it ... Bud is horse pi$$.

[al_c]

Beat me to it.

[Verginius Rufus]

If Budweiser is going to be bought by foreigners, it should have been Czechs rather than Belgians, since Budweiser is named for a city in the Czech Republic...but maybe the Czechs would rather not remind anyone of the connection.

[353FMG]

People seem to be riled because of the possibble takeover of an American beer company by a foreign outfit while not many people are paying attention to the hostile takeover of our country by Hussein O. and his co-religionists.

Beer before country.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

BUDWEISER taste more like Buttwiper!

[ETCM]

I’m not a big fan of Belgian Ales, but it’s hard to believe they could make Bud any worse...

[SaintDismas]

I don’t like Belgium beer, but New Belgium beer (FAT TIRE)
rocks!

[Jet Jaguar]

Bump. This was great!