Are Cats just Useless Dogs?

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[Tijeras_Slim]

I know what you're coming back as in the next life.

[petro45acp]

When one calls a dog, the dog comes.

When one calls a cat, the cat takes a message.

GREAT pinup by the bye!

[angcat]

I have a putty that looks like that.

I love CAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[The KG9 Kid]

I love pets, but dogs take more involvement. You can't leave the house for a week and leave a dog with water and food in it's dish. It'll go ape and destroy everything in the house.

A cat, on the other hand, won't even open it's eyes as you leave out the front door with your suitcases as long as you gave it enough food and water. It's attitude is "Good. Scram. See you when you get back. Got the bed all to myself and I will fur it up good too."

[SnakeDoctor]

I like the picture of the blonde chick.

H

[Constitution Day]

It beats coming back as Rosie O’Donnell, I guess.

But not by much. :)

[Cicero]

[Joe 6-pack]

"My cat attacks dogs and follows us on walks"

I have a feeling my dog would alter your cat's world view. He's a rescue from Hurricane Katrina, and based on his behavior around cats, I suspect he may have subsisted on them for a few weeks following his abandonment.

[whatshotandwhatsnot]

Yes.

[SnakeDoctor]

>> Most of us like dogs but everyone likes a little pussy

cat.

Well played.

H

[Tijeras_Slim]

The hairballs are smaller.

[Constitution Day]

Today is a prequel to Friday Silliness.

[Constitution Day]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[JRandomFreeper]

I just landed a contract that will require me to travel from Texas to New Mexico for the winter. My neighbor will stop in and feed them every few days. They will be fine, and happy to see me when I get back.

/johnny

[SlowBoat407]

[Old Professer]

I’ve got one of those in my garage, I use it for a small tool tray.

[freedomlover]

In ancient times cats were considered gods.

Their descendants haven't forgotten.

[SnakeDoctor]

I don’t own a cat or a dog — though if I had to choose, it’d be an English Bulldog. A slow-moving, lazy, low maintenance, guy’s-guy dog that’ll sit and watch a ballgame with you. No cats, no dogs that could tear me apart while I sleep (i.e. Rottweiller, Pit Bull, etc.), and certainly not one of those hyperactive rat-dogs.

But, my opinion ... both are just substitutes for children. If I hear one more person talk about a pet like its a child, I might lose it.

Its not a child, its a dog. If you wouldn’t throw yourself in front of a speeding 18-wheeler to save life of the dog — it ain’t the same thing. If you wouldn’t take a bullet to the gut for the dog, it ain’t the same thing.

I understand the appeal of dogs (cats are still lost on me) ... but it isn’t your baby.

H

[Arrowhead1952]

Guess which one goes for walks?

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Plus I like cats and dogs and pretty women.

Dittos.