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Are Cats just Useless Dogs?
Conservapedia ^ | 6.26.08 | Conservapedia

Posted on 06/26/2008 12:29:04 PM PDT by rface

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Is this thread a useless waste of electrons?


2 posted on 06/26/2008 12:30:57 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (300 Million People Going Bust Over High Gasoline Prices and Hussein Obama Wants to Hug Trees.)
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I had the choice of going to the WalMart or posting this thread......

It is cheaper posting this than buying the gasoline needed for the trip across town......Plus I like cats and dogs and pretty women

3 posted on 06/26/2008 12:36:38 PM PDT by rface
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I am just happy my 2 cats allow me to live with them.


4 posted on 06/26/2008 12:37:32 PM PDT by since1868
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5 posted on 06/26/2008 12:37:42 PM PDT by vietvet67
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6 posted on 06/26/2008 12:37:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (If we drill deep enough, we can reach the Saudi oil fields from THIS side..........)
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Maybe we could start a practice of having a weekly Silliness thread. Perhaps Friday would be a good day for that.


7 posted on 06/26/2008 12:38:23 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things


8 posted on 06/26/2008 12:39:12 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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My cat attacks dogs and follows us on walks!


9 posted on 06/26/2008 12:40:16 PM PDT by SF Republican
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When we were boys, mom and dad hosted Tom the Cat for two weeks for some friends of ours.

Our resident dog at the time, Bunny-mutt, was none too pleased. Their introduction was short and predictable: she made a rush and Tom took a swat to her muzzle, and that was that.

He even appropriated her cushion on the mantel (3 1/2’ high, she was a good jumper). She got even by gobbling his (ech!) cat food at every opportunity.

Bro’ and I had all sorts of fun with Tom. Swinging him round and round, holding him upside down and letting go, eskimo blanket tossing, seeing how small a space we could stuff him into, etc. We wore full armor but if he got serious with his teeth we would conclude the experiments.


10 posted on 06/26/2008 12:40:58 PM PDT by sinanju
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If you ever had a question which was better, the answer is clearly dogs.

Many a cat owner, trying to defend their having a cat will resort to saying "my cat is like a dog."

Ever heard a dog owner say his dog is like a cat? No.

Dogs win.

11 posted on 06/26/2008 12:41:24 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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Most of us like dogs but everyone likes a little pussy
cat.


12 posted on 06/26/2008 12:42:40 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Aye aye aye!" Bumblebee Man)
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Plus I like cats and dogs and pretty women

Who doesen't?

BTW, do you have a source for that last quote? It's very good

13 posted on 06/26/2008 12:43:30 PM PDT by Nonstatist
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


14 posted on 06/26/2008 12:44:03 PM PDT by pgyanke ("Huntered"--The act of being ignored by media and party to prevent name recognition)
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Cats just Useless Dogs?

Yes.

15 posted on 06/26/2008 12:44:33 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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George is not amused...


16 posted on 06/26/2008 12:45:35 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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all this is found on at the link and are comments of posting contributors......


17 posted on 06/26/2008 12:45:45 PM PDT by rface
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Wouldn’t trade my two cats for any dog.

They don’t bark, don’t poop in the middle of my yard, don’t need my constant attention, and can figure out and taking care of things themselves. They also don’t lick OR jump on my guests. They ALSO don’t stick their nose in anybody’s crotch. They also don’t stink, and never need me to bathe them.

I can also go away for the weekend and don’t have to worry about them pining away for me, and they can find their own food if they need to.


18 posted on 06/26/2008 12:46:43 PM PDT by trillabodilla (Jesus Saves)
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Wouldn’t trade my two cats for any dog.

They don’t bark, don’t poop in the middle of my yard, don’t need my constant attention, and can figure out and taking care of things themselves. They also don’t lick OR jump on my guests. They ALSO don’t stick their nose in anybody’s crotch. They also don’t stink, and never need me to bathe them.

I can also go away for the weekend and don’t have to worry about them pining away for me, and they can find their own food if they need to.


19 posted on 06/26/2008 12:46:48 PM PDT by trillabodilla (Jesus Saves)
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20 posted on 06/26/2008 12:47:19 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (This tagline is completely naked - STOP STARING!)
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