[AppyPappy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

How to defend yourself against an attacker armed with a banana

[Sacajaweau]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you gong to rob me?

[andy58-in-nh]

When bananas are outlawed....

[ladtx]

"What's he think he's going to do with a banana?! Ain't much you can do with a banana!"

He just got the banana mag and forgot the gun.

[posterchild]

In some of these places the jobs have been gone for 25 - 30 years, so the people cling bitterly to their fruit and their notion of projecting soft power.

[Daffynition]

Oh the fruits you encounter .... then there are suicide bombers like this ...

[relictele]

I fully expect a majority opinion on bananas written by Souter, Ginsburg or Kennedy very soon.

[Savage Beast]

Anybody ever read The Incomplete Book of Failures, The Official Handbook of the Not-Terribly-Good Club of Great Britain by Stephen Pile?

[LukeL]

“Leave the banana, take the cannoli”

[SouthDixie]

He aimed it at the clerk and demanded cash.

That's just bananas.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

When bananas are outlawed...

[skinkinthegrass]

well?...I'll be a monkeys' uncle...Thats' a banana....

[Oatka]

Police said the suspect hit the clerk with the fruit, but the clerk fought back with a real weapon. . . . "I wouldn't have done that. I would have just given him whatever he wanted and let him go," said nearby store owner Jodie Capone.
How servile can you get? What would she do in an attempted rape?

. . . As a surveillance camera rolled, the clerk grabbed a knife and chased the man out of the store.
This took place on the Planet Maryland, so I expect the authorities to come down on the clerk for using excessive force. Probably something like, "He should have used a rutabaga." (Tongue is only slightly in cheek.)