Posted on 06/13/2008 10:42:56 AM PDT by opineapple
The Corn Flakes “now with added nuts” is a pissa.
Awesome!!
Love it! Especially the Empty Charms. I’m going to print that out and hang it in a window or something. LOL
Once upon a time there was a tribe of little people, smaller than hobbits or even leprechauns. They were called the `Twids’, some thought they were elves, and they were about the size of an NFL football.
They lived in a valley and at the top of a nearby mountain there lived an evil giant. He was 20 feet tall and very bad.
Every now and then the giant would walk down the mountain and scoop up an armful of Twids, trudge back up the mountain to his yard and then, one-by-one, he would drop kick them so that they flew a hundred feet through the air and tumbled down the mountain!
A learned and respected Rabbi learned of this and took it upon himself to go to the land of the Twids and climb the mountain. He confronted the giant.
The Rabbi asked the giant why he did this to the gentle, harmless Twids. The giant just shook his head and said, “I dunno. Just fer grins, I guess.”
So the Rabbi said, “Why then don’t you drop-kick me down the mountain”?
The giant demurred.
The Rabbi pressed the point: “Stick me in the ground. Kick me down the mountain!”
The giant again refused.
One last time, the Rabbi demanded of the giant that he kick him down the mountain, and the giant sighed and said,
“Sorry Rabbi. Kicks are for Twids.”
Har Har!
Obama Flakes-An empty box. NO hope, no change, no toy prize!
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