MORFORD: Farewell, all you old homophobes

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/11/8 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!

[mkjessup]

Morford’s anus is just itching due to the newest release of the Doc Johnson ‘marital aids’ catalog for June.

[avacado]

Give it up Morford! Your boyfriend left you on the alter and he isn’t coming back... Let him go...

[Right Cal Gal]

Maybe the young in SF or LA, but the “young” in my neck of the woods have all told me their against gay marriage.
Blacks and Hispanics are also against gay marriage.

In any event, all this is going to do is lead to a SCOTUS showdown on “full faith and credit.” And once SCOTUS says “nope, sorry, not gonna happen,” they’ll wish they hadn’t pushed the issue.

[AD from SpringBay]

His analysis is accurate - the strategy to normalize sodomy via mass media has been successful (haw haw - those zany, whackey queers on tha tee vee!). That, coupled with a refusal for many (NEA and far, far too many churches) to teach or emphasize ideas of absolute right vs. absolute wrong, have morally neutered large segements of our culture.

[RichInOC]

Markie...I’m 43. Try again.

[RichInOC]

No, it’s itching because of...well, one of his recent partners, anyway. It’s so hard to keep track.

[massgopguy]

Our “notions” of God aren’t shakey Morford.

[Lancey Howard]

LOL, “Mister Fister”.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

“it was largely a narrow and repressed and sexually unaware period “

Yes, from the dawn of man to the Stonewall Rebellion. An unaware period. But now we have nincompoops like Morford, who cannot write his way out of a wet paper bag, to “enlighten” us. Spare me.

[JRios1968]

I’m 39 and my WIFE is 36...we’re 100% AGAINST homo “marriage”

[A_perfect_lady]

Don’t worry. They’ll soon teach those silly little brown people the correct way to think. Young, well-educated whites are vastly superior to anyone else, don’t you know.

[mkjessup]

No, it’s itching because of...well, one of his recent partners, anyway. It’s so hard to keep track.

It shouldn't be, I thought one of the conditions of Bernie Ward being allowed to stay free pending his sentencing was wearing one of those ankle bracelets.

["Mark Morford found himself severely constipated, and his doctor sends him to a proctologist, who conducts the 'usual' examination and informs the patient 'no wonder you're backed up, somebody jammed a dozen roses up there!' whereupon Morford squeals with delight and says 'FORGET the roses, what's the CARD say?!?!?'"]

[Caleb1411]

And hence the obvious conclusion: It's only because the "Greatest Generation" is finally dying off that something like gay marriage can be realized as less of a silly threat.

And hence the obvious response to Morford's wishful thinking: You think a preponderance of Californians will repudiate the California Marriage Amendment? Don't place any really large bets, Clark.

[Caleb1411]

Let’s make that “Don’t place any really large bets, Mark.”

[johnny7]

“Homophobe”... one who reacts normally when confronted with gender-confused, human anomalies.

[Right Cal Gal]

How dare the Greatest Generation not die quickly so that this creep can get his heart’s desire. Anyone know if there is a comments section to this article? I’d like to leave one.

[Sgt_Schultze]

..we understand that allowing gay people to wed doesn't actually mean our shaky notions of God and family and society will collapse like a priest's willpower at a Boy Scout jamboree.

Har har! He mocks the notion of priestly molesters while ignoring the fact that it wasn't that they were priests that attracted them to Boys, it was that they were homos. He doesn't make the connection that almost without fail these "priests" (males) forced themselves onto boys (males) - the virtual definition of a homosexual rapist.

[Old Professer]

I would think that the best sociological reason against the practice of homosexuality is the fact that a human’s ovaries are not to be found anywhere in the alimentary tract.

[Right Cal Gal]

Until you can prove to me that being gay is biological and not a choice, you have no right to change an entire institution to suit your flavor of the month.