[RichInOC]

No, it’s itching because of...well, one of his recent partners, anyway. It’s so hard to keep track.

[massgopguy]

Our “notions” of God aren’t shakey Morford.

[mkjessup]

No, it’s itching because of...well, one of his recent partners, anyway. It’s so hard to keep track.

It shouldn't be, I thought one of the conditions of Bernie Ward being allowed to stay free pending his sentencing was wearing one of those ankle bracelets.

["Mark Morford found himself severely constipated, and his doctor sends him to a proctologist, who conducts the 'usual' examination and informs the patient 'no wonder you're backed up, somebody jammed a dozen roses up there!' whereupon Morford squeals with delight and says 'FORGET the roses, what's the CARD say?!?!?'"]