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We need loopholes that make a difference
Aberdeen American News ^ | 6-8-08 | Donna Marmorstein

Posted on 06/09/2008 12:21:08 PM PDT by jwalburg

It's time for bold solutions. Bold solutions and straight talk - or straight solutions and bold talk. We need to get the country back on track, since it keeps derailing every 10 miles.

All aboard the Right-Track Express, which boasts superior cow-catching capabilities.

We need to invest in a commitment to the investment of commitments.

We must stop dragging the nation down by calling for fear instead of hope, division instead of unity. Just last month, special interests were calling for more fear. They proposed a 20 percent increase in fear and division. We must say no to CEOs, Washington, insurance companies, big oil, materialistic pharmaceuticals and frowny faces.

We need to help make history - make history accountable. To do this we must immediately call for cleaner leadership and unified opportunities. It's time to reform problems and solve challenges. Occasionally, we may even have to reform challenges and solve problems.

No more will we put up with tilted playing fields that lean on Washington insiders. No. We must rebuild our standing on tilted playing fields. That might mean getting tough. We may have to readjust some left legs, just like our economy. To do that requires judgment, experience and skill. A Skil saw might help, too.

New beginnings

Getting tough means calling for new beginnings that count. Old beginnings that don't count need serious reform, which is what leadership is all about. Decent leadership. Cleaner leadership. Leadership that whitens your teeth.

Difficult times and challenges ahead demand we grow some teeth. Teeth that can roll up their sleeves and get the job done. It doesn't matter what the job is. What matters is that it gets done.

It's time to transform our sad reality, and end the era of faltering loopholes.

We must improve the quality of loopholes. We need loopholes that make a difference.

But even more, we need leaders who care about the American people: their struggles, their challenges, and their iTunes playlists.

If elected, I will be an advocate for trust. My opponents champion dishonesty, cheating and economic annihilation, they stand for pandering and empty promises, but here on the Right-Track Express, decency will trump politics - and that's a promise.

A can-do spirit

I believe in embracing hard work. I work to believe in embracing hard work and cultivating a can-do spirit. My opponents stick by their can't-do spirits. That's fine. But the stakes are high.

I'm resilient, I can make change (for a twenty), I'm part of a winning team, I am powered by a new attitude that honors values instead of party politics.

Because I can prioritize issues and lead in the right direction, I will bring your voice to the table and fold it with the napkins. The big spenders with their pulled-pork projects will have to grow cold while we serve the salads and carve niches in society for the middle class.

I bring to the table, not only a fourth course, but the depth and breadth of experience needed to restore faith in the dreams of the American people.

Even in the face of Wall Street money managers, wasteful government spenders and “Dancing with the Stars,” a good leader walks the walk - unless taking the Right-track Express.

Full partners

I will seize the future for our children and pummel it into something that transcends government giveaways and pain at the pump. Together, we can be full partners in renewal and action. Together, we will get things done. But I need your help, or at least your money. We have control of your laptop, so you will hear from us soon.

I'm Donna Marmorstein, and I'd improve this message.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: campaignspeech; loopholes

1 posted on 06/09/2008 12:21:11 PM PDT by jwalburg
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To: jwalburg
Obama stump speech?
2 posted on 06/09/2008 12:22:39 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: jwalburg; Vicki; Stoat; goodnesswins; Libertina; sionnsar; Baynative; DennisR; Horatio Gates; ...

[... We must say no to CEOs, Washington, insurance companies,
big oil, materialistic pharmaceuticals and frowny faces...]

After I read this, I couldn’t read any further ... PING!


3 posted on 06/09/2008 12:26:39 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: jwalburg
That sounds like it was taken right out of the Colbert Report.
4 posted on 06/09/2008 12:28:49 PM PDT by curiosity
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To: jwalburg

OK, I believe...


5 posted on 06/09/2008 1:15:04 PM PDT by kallisti ("must be able to learn from non-interactive sources")
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To: curiosity; jwalburg; taxcontrol

It takes intellect to understand this kind of humor.
No one in Washington State Government will “get it”.


6 posted on 06/09/2008 1:17:43 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: jwalburg

What a bunch of gobbledygook! This woman said nothing, nothing at all. This press release makes me feel as though I just stepped through the looking glass.


7 posted on 06/09/2008 3:44:43 PM PDT by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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To: Jo Nuvark

Well, some do, at least.


8 posted on 06/09/2008 4:05:39 PM PDT by jwalburg (I live in the 57th state.)
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To: Jo Nuvark

Well, some do, at least.


9 posted on 06/09/2008 4:05:44 PM PDT by jwalburg (I live in the 57th state.)
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To: jwalburg
We need to invest in a commitment to the investment of commitments.

Obamalot! Sigh...

10 posted on 06/09/2008 5:17:55 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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