Posted on 06/05/2008 4:53:18 PM PDT by decimon
MOBILE — Joshua Mullen just wanted to kill the bees swarming around his utility shed. When Mullen, 26, walked away from the gasoline-soaked towels he was using, he heard a "whoosh" and turned around to see the shed in flames that spread to his rented home and wound up causing some $80,000 in damage.
"There were no injuries, unless you count the bees," Mobile Fire-Rescue spokesman Steve Huffman said.
Huffman said the fire appears to have started when the pilot light of a hot-water heater in the shed ignited fumes from the gas.
Mullen, who rented the home after his Biloxi, Miss., residence was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina, said he had poured gas on some towels the bees were swarming around and then walked away to pick up some trash in the yard.
He managed to get his fiancee and 1-year-old daughter safely out of the house. The blaze was hot enough that it melted some plastic blinds through a closed window on a neighbor's house.
A trained mechanic, Mullen said he has been trained on gasoline flash points and flammability but didn't expect the gas to put off enough fumes to catch fire.
"Looking at all this, there might have been a better way," Mullen said while a few surviving bees buzzed around the ashes of the shed. "It was a mistake. I wish I hadn't done it, but I did."
And the Darwin Award winner is...!
Oh, that’s one heck of a line at the end of the day... :)
I’m sorry, but isn’t this from an old “Sanford & Son” script?
Arrggh.
Hey hold my beer and watch this.
DumBass beer, the food of chumpions.
Ya think?!?!?!
Aww, hell, I’m old enough to be wiser, but I’ll still take out a hard to reach wasp nest with a tightly rolled flaming paper towel torch and some WD40 to nuke some hard to reach spots...flame renders all of their wings immediately useless, and the fire thing has a visceral payoff that I’m not ashamed to admit.
When I was a kid I used to use gas in a little spray can. Hit the wasps and they would die immediately. Was kinds interesting once you’d stirred the nest and they were flying after you.
Next time my money’s on the bees.
I get the yellow and black wasps. They leave me alone so I leave them alone until there are so many they virtually own the place. Then I start zapping the nests with the standard spray.
Good bet. You'll never hear a bee say - ""Looking at all this, there might have been a better way,"..."
Here’s your sign.
I use an “electric tennis racket” that I bought at Harbor Freight to kill stinging insects. It makes a wonderful ZAP! when you strike a wasp with it.
I feel smart right now...
Am I the only one that see it?
1. Mullen, who rented the home after his Biloxi, Miss., residence was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina.
2. his fiancee and 1-year-old daughter
3. It was a mistake. I wish I hadn’t done it, but I did.”
He IS the PERFECT Democrat. Man he hit ALL three leading indicators of stupidity!
He is good..... /s
Leave...the bees...alone.
You think his rental deposit will cover the damages ?
Today’s Score: BEES 1, IDIOT 0
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