Canned Bacon Guarantees Full Heart Failure in 24 Hours

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[mnehring]

Remember the canned cheeseburgers? Now you can make yours even more yummylicious with canned 100% US bacon, cooked and ready to eat. Actually, forget the burger: make your own bacon sandwich using two additional layers of bacon instead of bread. Each can contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep a healthy life while pretending to work in front of the computer, and you can even use the remaining fat to polish iPhones and assorted gadgets.

Each can comes with 40 to 50 slices of lipids and protein, produced using three pounds of raw bacon plus:

• water
• salt
• sugar
• smoke flavoring
• sodium phosphates
• sodium erythorbate
• sodium nitrite

That's all the stuff any human flesh-eating zombie needs. $110 will buy you a full package of 12 cans of tasty cholesterol, heart bypasses not included.

[mnehring]

I was going back and forth on whether I should put this in the 'food' category. This was just too good not to post. More images at source.

[null and void]

Well???? Where can we get it????

[MinnesotaLibertarian]

This sounds even better than deep-fried Snickers bars. I wonder why I haven’t seen bacon on a stick at the State Fair yet...

[Rebelbase]

It's the same stuff the grocery store sells in a box.

[2banana]

Can we drop them on Iran by B-52s?

[skinkinthegrass]

bacon!....
an proclaimed honorary vegetable (by the Food Network).

[Jeff Head]

"As Americans we can't keep driving our SUVs, keeping the thermostat on 72, and eating whatever we want and just think the rest of the world is going to be okay with that." - Barack Hussein Obama

Nothing you can say or do will convince these people otherwise...


Because I am the one they and I have been waiting for...and I am lovin' it.

THE AUDACITY OF TRUTH ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

[angkor]

[mnehring]

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder’s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

[mnehring]

You have to get an award for that one.. making a thread about Bacon somehow apply to Osama... er I mean Obama.

[stevio]

Should be standard issue for our troops in Iraq. One kill, one slice in the enemy’s mouth.

[mnehring]

What would Blackjack Pershing do?

[ClearCase_guy]

Better than tofu?

Can anything be better than tofu?

[angkor]

this is a prototype, but it sounds like a winning combo:

[dainbramaged]

We used to buy canned uncooked bacon for the fishing boat in Alaska - then used the empty can to pour the grease into. Then used the grease to fry salmon and halibut - hmmmmm - good.

[skinkinthegrass]

Can we drop them on Iran by B-52s?....
LOL!...one of my friends, stopped in Malta....He said, "the restaurants were filled w/ Libyans / Arabs, eating PORK products....etc. etc."

[unkus]

Can anything be better than tofu?

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Yes, I can think of one thing at least.

[Jeff Head]

Hehehe...well, he did say that we could not eat what we want...emplying somehow we are living too high on the hog...LOL!

[null and void]

Not quite. This stuff would still be good years after the greenies manage to destroy our ability to generate and distribute electricity.

[Sax]