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Posted on 06/01/2008 5:39:33 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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All due respect Tomkow that other Chicago team that no team honey LOL!
NOT THE CUBS other team on other side of Chicago
Well report from NY Liars report that Israel did indeed did some miltary exercise look like Iran going be unlucky reciepemt of that miltary exercise in near future
OH OH
I see Scotty McKellon you know Judas of Bush Adminisation testify in front of Congress this morning question you must suck as press secretary if I see you a book at Coscto for 59 cents DUDE
Is that just me LOL!
The Dragonflies’Lair~Thread LIII ^
06/01/2008 5:39:33 PM PDT · by Soaring Feather · 1,215 replies · 3,287+ views
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.
"What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?"
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child."
"Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"
Definitions
It may help to say the word out loud... Perhaps slowly.
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \uh-avoy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \i-klips’\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee’-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left’ bangk’\: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.
Misty \miss’-tee\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par’-of-docks\: Two physicians.
Parasites \par’-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po’-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
Primate \pri’-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief \ree-leaf’\: What trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck \rub’-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress \seem’-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish \sel’-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued \some-dood’\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed \soo’-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official.
Learn Chinese
English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. “That’s not right”............... Sum Ting Wong
2. “Are you harboring a fugitive?”.. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. “See me ASAP”.................... Kum Hia Nao
4. “There goes Stupid Man”.......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. “Small Horse”.................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. “Did you go to the beach?”....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. “I bumped into a coffee table”... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. “I think you need a face lift”... Chin Tu Fat
9. “It’s very dark in here”......... Wao So Dim
10. “I thought you were on a diet”.. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. “This is a tow away zone”....... No Pah King
12. “Our meeting is next week”...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. “Staying out of sight!”......... Lei Ying Lo
14. “He’s cleaning his automobile”.. Wa Shing Ka
15. “Your body odor is offensive”... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. “Great”......................... Su Pah
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