WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.
"What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?"
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child."
"Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"
Definitions
It may help to say the word out loud... Perhaps slowly.
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \uh-avoy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \i-klips’\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee’-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left’ bangk’\: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.
Misty \miss’-tee\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par’-of-docks\: Two physicians.
Parasites \par’-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po’-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
Primate \pri’-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief \ree-leaf’\: What trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck \rub’-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress \seem’-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish \sel’-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued \some-dood’\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed \soo’-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official.