a sports jersey with another mans name on it.
At least they didn’t list “a comic book collection.”
Was this list written by a woman?
Sheesh. How metro.
1. A real car - A full-sized sedan, SUV, or Truck. Never a hybrid or a subcompact.
2. The collected written works of at least one of the following: Robert Service, Winston Churchill, Tom Clancy, or P.J. O'Rourke.
3. The following DVD/Videos: The Deer Hunter, The Godfather 1 & 2 (#3 does not count), High Plains Drifter, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Animal House, Young Frankenstein.
4. A well-stocked bar and the knowledge of how to make a decent martini.
5. A 1911 .45ACP pistol. He should know how to take it down, clean it, keep it properly lubricated and practice shooting at least once a month.
6. At least one 12-gauge shotgun and one rifle of any of the following cals.: .30-06, .30-30, .308, 7.62mm, 5.56mm.
7. A full-sized gas barbeque grill and the understanding of how to properly prepare and cook raw meat of every variety.
8. At least one real baseball cap - not the cheap adjustable variety, but an official hat of correct size.
9. A black (not brown) leather jacket - not of the overpriced gay desginer variety, but simple, functional, well-made, and dependable.
10. A well-stocked workshop with both metal and woodworking tools, full screwdriver and wrench sets of all commons types, a variety of knives and hardware, including screws, bolts, nuts, grommets, anchors, and pins. Also: at least 1 can of WD-40 is mandatory.
Pony Tails
Wearing Rock Concert T-shirts when going to a concert.
skipping
flip flops in public
hmmmmmm.........
No thanks on #4. Anyone that is shunning anything as ‘too childish’ is missing out on life.
#5. There is nothing at all wrong with having the right tool around for the job. That said, I find the feed lips of an AK47 magazine work really well for opening beers
19. A list of 18 things a grown man should never have.
...or the door of a '69 Goat
This guy was on the right track until...
11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold.
Sorry, real men don't care what the beer costs. The price of beer is only a concern for insecure girly-men with small dinkies. "
Steve sounds like a complete Kansas City faggot dancer.
If any woman judged me based upon this list, she isn’t the kind of woman I need. This list is ridiculous.
I have a can opener key ring, but since it’s a “lakeshark” that a dive buddy gave me as a gift, I’m keeping it until I’m dead.
I prefer to quote 'Yellowbeard'! I really have to be careful when and where I do, though!
ACLU Card, appointments at day spas, clothing that’s pink, and stay away from hippies. Nver get near a smelly, dirty hippie.
A sign of being a grown-up is a car that starts every time.
Crocs should never be worn by a man at any time.
An import in the driveway.
“What other things should grown men be avoiding?”
1) Subscription to a newspaper.
2) Not wearing a tie at least once a week.
3) Not having a decent sound system.
4) Buying GQ, Details, Esquire or any male equivalent to women’s fashion magazines.
5) Bumper stickers for a presidential candidate on a car that you plan on having in 4 years.
6) Women under 26, unless you are under 26.
7) The voices in your head that tell you not to try a new sport because it ain’t Football or Baseball.
8) Debt of any sort.
9) Any flirtation with socialism.
10) Obama.