[Daffynition]

Let's Hear It: What other things should grown men be avoiding?

[allmost]

A man drawer.

[allmost]

A "gender recognition certificate" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2018936/posts

[kaboom]

Men should avoid following any list that tells them what to do.

Yet, they are fun to read.

[Billthedrill]

I disagree about item (1). When boys fight the loser ends up with a black eye. When men fight both parties get hurt. When men really fight it’s with weapons and it’s for keeps. That’s why it isn’t a good idea. Only a lazy and degenerate society needs to re-learn this lesson.

[Kimmers]

Popped collar on a pastel colored shirt while carrying a man purse

[Petronski]

What other things should grown men be avoiding?

Idiotically glib lists from internet poofters.

[RinaseaofDs]

Man bag.

[Pylon]

#5 is a must if you drink real beer.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Star Wars/Star Trek/Comic Book and related memorabilia and action figures.

Also, any man above 30 should avoid dressing as a typical 20-something.

[Migraine]

A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk

...or, unless you're playing catch and your buddy puts a 95-MPH fastball through the web of your glove.

[Mr. Mojo]

Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.

Curling? Fahgetaboutit.

Plenty of acceptable Olympic sports -- alpine skiing, biathlon (shooting and cross country skiing), wrestling....to name but a few.

[Greenpees]

Food Stamps or a welfare check

[rabscuttle385]

2. A witty e-mail signature.

Does the Pledge of Allegiance count?

9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.

I almost never carry cash. Why? Because I worked as a bank teller for eleven months, and I have processed overnight cash deposits from a gentleman's club.

That said, carrying a business card might be a good idea. Buying a Sunday paper, especially if it's The New York Times or The Washington Post, is usually a bad idea.

14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything.

Not guilty!

By the way, a grown man should never sport an Obama or Hillary bumper sticker on his car.

[netmilsmom]

>>The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else’s lines reminds people that you haven’t the wit to write your own.<<

Too old.
Now it’s Talladega Nights!

“Hakuna Matata, B!tches!”

That makes me hot...

[Migraine]

Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own

I'm still gonna say, "A man's gotta know his limitations", "That's a high price to pay for being stylish", "In all this excitement, I've kinda lost track, too", "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?", "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', son"; stuff like that.

[444Flyer]

A grown man should avoid speaking like a 20-year-old. It doesn’t make you cool, it makes you stupid.

[Migraine]

A grown man shouldn’t have one of those miniature Brinks trucks like the Scion or that other POS.

[gost2]

A woman any less than 3/4 his own age.

[JoeSixPack1]

All guys KNOW THE GUY CODE!! It’s stamped in our DNA. There is no discussion necessary. !!!!!

These 18 no brainer’s must be the metro sexual progressive bendover version of the unstamped.

[Migraine]

A dadgum hairpiece.