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Texans vs Terrorists (Vanity - Language Warning)
The Keep at Huffman, TX ^ | 17 May 2008 | Me

Posted on 05/17/2008 6:25:21 PM PDT by Allegra

So anyway, we were all just hanging out at humblegunner's place and some danged terrorist showed up.


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KEYWORDS: eaker; humbegunner; terrorism
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To: Allegra
You HATs just have entirely too much fun.

At least you could have invited me over too.

Well, I'm headed for the Real Texas, San Antonio. So there. Humpf!.

41 posted on 05/18/2008 8:37:34 AM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: Allegra
Terrorists are losers.

Kinda cool that the video is put on the same YouTube page with a whole bunch of "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" video clips. I find those funny as hell.

Jingle Bombs

42 posted on 05/18/2008 8:51:49 AM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: JRios1968
"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

In this case, it refers to both.

43 posted on 05/18/2008 8:52:41 AM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: Allegra

You guys are too funny! One of these days, I’m going to surprise you and show up for your Cowboy memorial weekend.


44 posted on 05/18/2008 10:42:34 AM PDT by basil (Support the Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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To: Allegra

ROFL. So how much alcohol was involved in that?


45 posted on 05/18/2008 10:54:32 AM PDT by BJClinton (I say potatoe, you say 57 states.)
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To: BJClinton
ROFL. So how much alcohol was involved in that?

Six people.

A five liter keg, six 12 packs, a half gallon of whiskey and a bottle of Grand Marnier.

Actually not much by Texas standards!

46 posted on 05/18/2008 12:44:40 PM PDT by Eaker (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to have TheMom kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Allegra; Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom

That was freakin hilarious!


47 posted on 05/18/2008 12:53:06 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Guns don't kill people, the government does.)
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To: FredHead47; humblegunner
But, where’s the midget?

Lil' bastard was in the shed and he stayed quiet after we fired a few rounds into it.

I hate that damn midget.

48 posted on 05/18/2008 12:54:02 PM PDT by Eaker (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to have TheMom kill everyone you meet.)
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To: patton; humblegunner; TheMom; Allegra; eastforker
Who kept the AK?

Damn midget buried it and gunner can't find it.

He is presently water boarding the lil' bastard gunner style as I type.

It involves an inverted midget, duct tape and a five gallon bucket.



The midget will talk.

49 posted on 05/18/2008 1:01:26 PM PDT by Eaker (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to have TheMom kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Eaker
It involves an inverted midget, duct tape and a five gallon bucket.

Bucket of gasoline.

Then I thump lit cigarettes at him.

He gets nervous.

50 posted on 05/18/2008 1:35:07 PM PDT by humblegunner (Che is Gay)
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To: Bacon Man
That was freakin hilarious!

Did you know the undersides of those Raptors get really hot?

And that they are pretty heavy?

I enjoy a nice educational Saturday once in a while.

51 posted on 05/18/2008 1:42:03 PM PDT by humblegunner (Che is Gay)
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To: humblegunner

Did you know the undersides of those Raptors get really hot?

So does the side exhaust where the plate is supposed to go, LOL! I could hardly walk this morning , I guess this would be as good a place as any to post the OTHER videos!


52 posted on 05/18/2008 1:46:52 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: eastforker

I’m going to try to cobble them together into some coherent form...


53 posted on 05/18/2008 1:59:12 PM PDT by humblegunner (Che is Gay)
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To: Eaker

An a live chicken, a weedwhacker, an a bottle of peach preserves!


54 posted on 05/18/2008 1:59:25 PM PDT by patton (cuiquam in sua arte credendum)
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To: El Gato
You HATs just have entirely too much fun.

Just another fine day in Redneck Land!

There's all sorts of odd folks in the Big East Woods.

55 posted on 05/18/2008 2:02:43 PM PDT by humblegunner (Che is Gay)
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To: humblegunner; El Gato; Eaker; TheMom; eastforker
There's all sorts of odd folks in the Big East Woods.

And some of us even go up there from the big city to get in touch with our Inner Redneck. :-D

56 posted on 05/18/2008 3:25:46 PM PDT by Allegra (TEHRAN DELENDA EST)
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To: Eaker; Allegra

Yous guys killed Ali Bin Fookin ?!?!?!?

Damn funny !......LOL !


57 posted on 05/18/2008 4:02:13 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Eaker

And 27 pounds of 231, lead and brass .........


58 posted on 05/18/2008 4:15:24 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: SandRat
Love the Pipes.

I do too, but not what one would expect from a Jihadi bar rag head terrorist.

59 posted on 05/18/2008 8:02:56 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: El Gato

Think the Pipes were meant to with the idea of “I’m looking over the Jihadi rover,.. that got run over with a power Mower,...”


60 posted on 05/18/2008 8:06:09 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs to said?)
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