[lormand]

The hell with cow farts, what about human farts?

Human farts are major causes for divorces, broken relationships, car wrecks and in some cases explosions.

For every human fart, the offender should be made to buy one spruce tree as a carbon offset.

:)

[vietvet67]

“Human farts are major causes for divorces, broken relationships, car wrecks and in some cases explosions.”

Doesn’t make the cat happy either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAzGVeJc5_I

[Sacajaweau]

I'm old. I'm getting worried. I've reverted to childhood but no one burps be...and well....I've become very "musical".

I'm getting afraid....very afraid....that the government will start taking something out of my SS check to cover my emissions.

So I sneak them. They have to catch me first. Sometimes I stand by the garbage truck, sometimes a lawn mower..Should I write a book? What would be a good title?

[Ronin]

There is not enough land mass on Earth to “sruce up” my personal contribution.