[Sacajaweau]

I'm old. I'm getting worried. I've reverted to childhood but no one burps be...and well....I've become very "musical".

I'm getting afraid....very afraid....that the government will start taking something out of my SS check to cover my emissions.

So I sneak them. They have to catch me first. Sometimes I stand by the garbage truck, sometimes a lawn mower..Should I write a book? What would be a good title?

[ErnBatavia]

So I sneak them. They have to catch me first.

I'm old too, but when you get a "walk fart", it can be tough to hide. My sister in law calls that phenomena "free farting"...

[Grizzled Bear]

Should I write a book? What would be a good title?

The two of you should get together and coauthor; "Broken Hearts and Breaking Farts."

Although I doubt it would become a popular "Coffee Table" book. Most people dislike farts on their Coffee Tables.